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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML

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iliketurdles 7

I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

Zebidee 9

Make it a fivesome?

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Zebidee 9

Make it a fivesome?

fmlwinnn 0

your boyfriend doesn't sound very bright.....or faithful to you. I would even be angry if my boyfriend suggested to have a threesome, because it would mean that he wants to have relations with other women as well as myself. OP, I hope that either he's your ex or he gets it and is now faithful to you.

Zebidee 9

The debate about the relative merits and morals of group sex aside, I think if my partner was planning on having a foursome, I'd at least like an invitation.

killedchimp 2

yes, and a say who participates in said foursome.

Jizwold 0

honestly I'd want a threesome just to watch the chicks go at it haha I wouldn't even **** the other one if my hypothetical girlfriend wasn't comfortable with that

EngineerJane 0

@6 Just because he wants sex doesn't mean he's unfaithful and wants relations with other girls. Its just a one time foursome he wants, doubt he wants to date them all and start a family with them all.

5t3ff1k4h 47

32 - The boyfriend wanted a foursome with THREE OTHER PEOPLE. That implies that his girlfriend (assuming we can still call her that) was not to be included. I don't know about you, but I'd be quite pissed off if I was agreeable to foursomes or whatever yet wasn't to be included in this one. What gives him the right? You agreed to date this girl; you either have sex with only her, or you AGREE that it's okay to include others (not just go off with others on your own). There's no middle ground.

ipod_addict 0

directed at OP, you don't have to explain. we understand that a foursome is one person with 3 other people.

ImaginaryFoe 1

Directed at #53, OP pointed out that it was three *other* people to highlight the fact that he/she was not included (else it would have been two other people, savvy?). As zeb pointed out and steffikah eloquently elaborated, OP didn't even get an invite to the orgy.

honeybunches88 5

What's up with all of the FMLs about girls having to explain things to their boyfriends? It's getting old.

ashtonTS 0

Seriously? Obviously OP's boyfriend was asking a hypothetical question.

DoubleEdgedBlade 4

1 - Wouldn't that be a bukkake(sp?)?

allmidnighteyes 11

"honestly I'd want a threesome just to watch the chicks go at it haha I wouldn't even **** the other one if my hypothetical girlfriend wasn't comfortable with that" @27 - This is why you have a hypothetical girlfriend rather than an actual one.

shannonreneee 11

Hahaha win. I would be pissed if my boyfriend wanted sex with other people. No way am I having some chick touch him. I'd deck the bitch.

Lolerskatez 0

#100 win lol

eklipze 0

a bukkake is more of a gangbang that leads to all the guys ejaculating on said girls face.

CrazyGirl445 4

tell him you'll go have a two some with his best friend

kimmy0892 0

^ argreed

GLiTTeRz 0

yeah. good idea :)

chetak 1

why dies his bf get to have fun?

acelucas 0

that is not a good idea at all.

iliketurdles 7

I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

KVKdragon 26

seconded. they're either too stupid or pompous to the point that you wonder how they're not single.

valri3 0

Maybe because this is an FML (**** My Life) not a BML (Bless My Life). You're most likely not going to find "Good" examples of boyfriends on this site.

iliketurdles 7

Still not excusable if you ask me. That's why I brought it up.

gxrockstar 9

Maybe that's because 99% of men ARE assholes.

notsorandomguy 18

Also from the way I read this he didn't actually do it. Some people believe in open relationships and such. How does that in any way make him an asshole?

missjessicaaaa 0

please explain to me

sassypants93 17

He wants a foursome with three girls OTHER than the op.

ipwnlosers 4

45, 4 was being sarcastic...

acelucas 0

I'd love to explain.

lollipopXx 0

Is he stupid? most people have the common sense to know that.

DocBastard 40

Are you one of the four? If not, get in the game, girl!

BlargHonk 0

I hope you're being sarcastic. It specifically says three people OTHER than the OP.

ElMundio87 0

68, you must be new around here

erongetti 2

agreed doc- the more the merrier

maz255 10

94 totally

SRHbAYBBEE 2

ughh same herre

TrollsHaveSouls 0

I'd help give be blow pl

FYLSLOWLY 0

He's gonna have a threesome with 4 other people and not include you? I'd be pissed too!!

pinkdottedbow 0

Check your math...

maz255 10

59 or a typo :-/

leezach 7

Discalcic....lol

Shorty_Shaza 5

Don't you just hate it when you don't get invited to an event like this? *sigh* I've been left out 5 times.