Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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Comments (109)
Zooma_fml 0
"lets play a board game" thats when you take out your dick and cum all over her face, thatll teach her some respect.
mzmaverickd 7
That's not bitchy; you suck in bed. Eff HER life for having a boyfriend who doesn't get it. Your fault completely.
whatsarahsaid 0
You probably weren't as good. I'm glad she didn't fake it. That never improves the situation because the guy thinks there's no problem.
kandy_fml 0
I'm gonna assume you guys had been doing the same position for awhile. Because that CAN get a little boring. Mix it up. But I'm just giving you the benefit of the doubt. Cause I like to believe that no sex is THAT bad. Also, never fake it. It'll make you, and your partner feel like shit.
crazydoug 0
wow you must not pleasure her at all you must have a small penis =
teamsquirrel 0
don't take it personally. maybe ask her what she likes instead of just doing what feels good for you.
skyblitzer 0
DID SHE ASK U WHY U STAB HER WITH A TOOTHPICK?
AlexFallenAngel 2
lolol troll:]
wrestler_fml 0
Tan-tric! Tan-tric! Tan-tric!
j00lie 0
lololol #5! and yeah, she's not a bad girlfriend, i've been there before. haha not everyones horny ALL THE TIME.
xoxnicole318 0
either get a new girlfriend, or try something different, cause obviously what your doing is not working.