Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
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Today, my husband told me that he is done having sex because it eats up his online gaming time. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, my inebriated boyfriend and I were having sex. He rolled off of me without finishing, and said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I agreed to give my husband head while he played Call of Duty. I was happy because he enjoyed it at first, until he started getting his ass kicked in the game. He lost and angrily blamed me for distracting him. FML
Today, after confronting my husband about lack of intimacy in our marriage, I found him playing with himself. His response to my shock was, "This is less work and less involving." FML
Today, I was playing Xbox live with my boyfriend. I was bored so I decided to mess around. So I put down my remote and unbuttoned his pants. Two minutes in he said, "Hurry up, we're getting killed without you. Besides you're way better at video games." FML
Today, I told my husband how frisky I was feeling, and asked him what he was going to do about it. He reached into our fruit bowl, tossed me a banana and told me to work it out, then returned to his video game. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML
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Top comments
cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
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Comments (83)
cherries62212 16
And next time he wants it.. don't give it him. tell him you're bored half way in. etc. fire with fire baby.
Door_Productions 19
Revenge doesn't quite help the bad sex.
person961 9
Or they could communicate and make sex better and more fun, but who likes happy marriages, right?
uniformed 13
Love how the only rational comment in this thread comes from a guy haha. communication people.
patakymk 10
It's because women are naturally spiteful
Retaheki 27
#16, every **** Sapiens Sapiens, or person, carries bit of Neanderthal DNA/genes, men and women. Also, what is she trying to get through his skull? Don't be bored from the usual sex?
doctorhook86 25
#1 & #16: That's awful advice.
flutterby789 8
if my husband said anything like this id seriously reconsider the relationship. what an awful way to put it. bet her confidence is shattered!
schwaka 17
Fire with fire never works out (I have the divorce to prove it)!
itsjusttofunny 8
well ffs
starile 20
... and that's why the sex is so rare!
Chaith 16
Of the good kind, at least!
qdawg06 23
Video games are pretty fun though...
somewizdom 15
In that case Op should buy her own "joystick".
Steve95401 49
I'd rather get laid than play a video game.
Miss_Moody23 19
I'd rather get laid while playing a video game...
jdcg116 10
#65. :-D. Good call.
schwaka 17
Sex isn't really all that important. It was rude as **** to get up and leave, but he should communicate better. Maybe I'm weird but I'd rather bond with my woman in other ways over having sex most of the time.
mataroki 13
Time to hit the reset button on that marriage or start a new game.
alifig 5
Stop ?
LikeYouGiveAShit 27
Or download some mods to make it interesting again ;)
Retaheki 27
#37, you won the internet, for today.
MrConcise 35
The irony that he went to play Leisuresuit Larry.
thatnucca 36
That's selfish and insensitive of him... The least he could have done was finish one before journeying on to the other... Smh
burnsky 10
I've never heard of a guy saying sex was boring. I thought the saying was all sex is good sex? Maybe he wasn't feeling an emotional connection?
Astrum14 24
Someone who thinks all sex is good sex has never had awful sex.
ZombieScoobyDoo 20
Just because he's a guy doesn't mean he has to like sex, especially boring sex. OP needs to TALK to her husband and find ways to make it interesting for both of them.
ohSNAPyall 27
Maybe he's too hooked into his gaming devices.
doctorhook86 25
The way I read this FML, the OP and her husband have very different ideas of what good sex is. The one time she loves it, he's bored; that's mismatched expectations for sure.
NightHawk387 22
Sex is like pizza. Even bad pizza is still pizza.
8313girl 28
Do guys even have bad sex? I thought once you got it in, you go Man this is awesome!
greencurtains74 11
Theres got to be a depper problem within your marriage. Seek some counseling
DJviper_fml 5
must be too "depp" for "counseling"
greencurtains74 11
Clearly deep was a typo, but I spelled counseling correctly...
MidnightMusic53 37
What a shame that you didn't actually mean "depper," because who doesn't like Johnny Depp helping solve problems? ;)
Senorangelo 10
Hahahahaha, that's a good one!
iswearimhuman 12
Priority check, maybe?