Today, I had another lucid dream. Like every time I lucid dream, I immediately started having tons of dream sex. That would've been fine if I hadn't been taking a nap on the living room couch in the middle of the day. The entire family heard my squirming and moaning and saw me nut my pants. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I was house-sitting for my friend. He was late to return and I ended up falling asleep on the couch and having a dream where I violently shat myself and suddenly developed a six-pack. When I woke up, I found the dream was half true. FML
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manb91uk 22
Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again
worldclassrager 41
Never sleep on the couch again...if needed drink a nerogasm to stay awake...
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worldclassrager 41
Never sleep on the couch again...if needed drink a nerogasm to stay awake...
raspution 21
Hopefully your family already knew how nutty you were.
manb91uk 22
Just tell me the dream wasn’t about bacon again
RpiesSPIES 27
It was probably Brock from Pokemon, again.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
... that was random...
exileonmainst 16
Again in Anchorage. Is someone on the fml team sleeping with an alaskan?
ThatGuy9679 13
Sounds like an opening for another American Pie movie
Glowworm56 27
"Damn it, son! Wear a dream condom next time!"
chosha_fml 27
They’re kinda dicks for not just waking you up when you started moaning, though.
Lee Elliott 4
tbh, **** that, its already embarrassing all around, at least let me cum.
fayrafox 5
Lucid dreams are dreams you can control. Are you sure you don't mean a different kind of dream?
CrazyDanceGirl04 5
um, who wouldn't start having sex in their dream of they could?
Lee Elliott 4
me, i turn into a shapeshifting demigod, instead. course, i got issues trying to be interested in sex even awake, with ****, so i'm not exactly normal.
Natalie Andruchow 4
Hey, at least you dream, Although the dream was probably extremely awkward to explain...