Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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Comments (109)
divvaa 0
that sux really bad. wata bitch. wtf #4.. how stupid can yu get
IMz0r 0
Play "Operation"
babyjohnson3 0
from a girl's perspective- totally YOUR fault. Sometimes a girl just doesn't feel like faking anymore, because if she keeps faking, its going to keep being terrible every time. Learn some new moves dude.
valmont_fml 0
Except for the part where she wouldn't need to fake if she would talk to him. Something like that can be pretty hurtful.
vermillionlove 0
wtf? who would rather play a board game than have sex? o__O
sekhmet_fml 0
Well, really, what kind of board game are we talking about? Agricola? Pandemic? Power Grid? Is she on BGG, so we can make a more informed judgement? There's so many factors...
Wendelaa 0
ouch.
Bwee_The_Emo 0
haha xD fyl
skyeyez9 25
Was it the Ouija board? I always wanted to use one, but my friends are too paranoid and say they're evil. So I don't have anybody to play the ouija with cause you need at least two people.
metalmandyck 0
see alot of people are agreeing with you, you must have a small dick cuz my girl can't say 2 unsexual words when we do it, see goes bonkers
jjman4545 0
haha well must have a small one