Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, I was having some rare good sex with my husband, when he suddenly said, "I'm fuckin' BORED," and pulled out so he could go play his video games. FML
Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend, and I really started getting into it. I said, "Hang on tight, this is gonna get intense." She replied, "Doubt it" and yawned. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. I guess she got bored because she started looking at her nails. FML
Today, things were getting hot with my boyfriend and I started to breathe heavy and moan. He then says to me, "Babe, can you calm down, we're having sex not running a marathon." FML
Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, she suddenly said : "Are you going to be done any time soon?" FML
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dg72592_fml 0
"lets play a board game"...? time for a new girlfriend.
acc093 0
try eating her out or fingering her before sex next time..? most girls can't get off just by vaginal stimulation alone. that was still pretty bitchy of her...
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Comments (109)
Shadic 0
Let's play Monopoly! I get the Battleship!
AsianBomb_xo 10
lMAO :D
foryoublue94 0
that's absolutely not frogger evil girlfriend ='[ sorry dude XD
funkbasschild 0
maybe you should play board games before sex?
ellameno 2
"she didn't even have the decency to fake it?" Are you serious? Faking it isn't decency, it's lying. It's pretending someone is doing the right thing when they really aren't. All that will come of her faking it is him continuing to do the same wrong thing. If she didn't like what he was doing, she should have have given him some direction. Communicating isn't that difficult.
xx_hayleyy 0
okay, get rid of her.
mmmarissa 0
#4. yes girls cum. moron :D and OP you obviously are horrible in bed
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
a lot of people who write their fml stories seem to have trouble TALKING so they get themselves and other people ******.
MakeMyDay 0
To be honest, you must be pretty terrible in bed if it's THAT bad.
NurseDelilah 0
Ouch. She could have at least faked it.... but you should get better.
mac_fml 0
if she was so bored then she should have taken the reins like a good **** would.