Today, instead of going to a romantic dinner with my boyfriend like I'd planned, I ended up babysitting his queasy little sister. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town for a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML
Today, it was supposed to be date night but my sister's husband was taken to hospital, so I agreed to to babysit my nieces. My boyfriend went out drinking by himself because, “it’s not his fault I have nieces and can’t say no to my sister, so why should his night be ruined?” FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if I could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over, he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I volunteered to babysit my nephew. He somehow managed to lock himself in the bathroom and then flood it with the sink. I had to call his parents, and they're now on their way home from their romantic anniversary dinner. I'm not even getting paid for this. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend out to dinner to an expensive restaurant. He overate, and now I have to nurse him through food poisoning. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, my mom tried to force me to stay home from work to babysit my sister and her “boyfriend”. I snuck out and went to work anyway, because I hate being around them. FML
Today, I spent my date night babysitting. After waiting three hours later than I was supposed, the mother finally gets home at 11, too late for me to get out and have any fun. Already annoyed, I take the money as she says, "I hope this is enough, I got hungry and spent some of your money." FML
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Top comments
lonely_heart_89 6
I'd say F his sister's life for having a whiny, bitchy girl as her brother's girlfriend. That little girl was sick. At least you got to spend time with your boyfriend...
Zmeilerr 22
Wow. Wish there was more to the story though.
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Comments (43)
Zmeilerr 22
Wow. Wish there was more to the story though.
Poepiepiesie 3
I don't she already sounds like a whiner.
fakeaccountX 6
He owes you a night of buttsecks now.
KiddNYC1O 22
Ahh, you bitch.
goldhighways 0
I agree #1 it's not so bad.
TheCountess 4
That's a shame. At least you have leverage for an EXTRA romantic date now...your boyfriend kind of owes you. :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
thank you sex
TheCountess 4
Exactly!
C6Racer 0
Hopefully he's a cunning linguist.
Sarahfae 0
Where was the boyfriend? If you guys were babysitting together at least you were spending time with him, if he wasn't there, why wasn't he babysitting?
kofinater 3
He was out on a date with his other girlfriend, there's the fml.
fmlwinnn 0
this FML needs more info. if you agreed to babysit instead of go on the romantic date, YDI. if you were already over and he decided to leave and told you to babysit, FYL. if you're both babysitting, don't complain. at least you're spending time with him.
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
^^agreed, that was a thorough response
FFML_314 12
At least it wasn't his "Kailee raping, spit wad throwing, panty thieving" little sister.
DocBastard 40
Totally right! I hate when little sisters steal my panties. Wait, what?
FFML_314 12
How many times have I told you, Doc? When you steal my panties, it doesn't make them yours. If Carol's little sister stole your (by your, I mean my) panties, it serves you right. Stop coming into my room when I'm sleeping. If you must, at least have the decency of letting me sleep.
haggymypants 3
at least your not an annoying piece of shit *****. oh wait .., I'm wrong.
Filitov 0
Shove it, #13. And is it so wrong that that Doc wishes they were his? After all, why else would he continue to nab them unless he was just out to irritate you? =P
FFML_314 12
At least you're not 30 years old and a complete idiot. Oh wait, I'm wrong.
TheDrifter 24
Doc is just wise enough to realize you have better fashion sense. Sucks he keeps waking you up to take them off of you though. Gotta work on that part doc.
FFML_314 12
He thinks that just because he's wearing gloves, I won't feel it. GAWD, I'm such a *****!
DocBastard 40
All you have to do is stop wearing them. Problem solved!
iheartglasses 0
Get used to it if you plan to have kids. Stop bitching. Kids get sick and they need loving on.. I wonder where the parents were, but whatev. STFU
ImaginaryFoe 1
A. You don't know if OP wants kids. B. I am a parent and I damn sure don't want to take care of someone else's sick kid. C. It seems reasonable for OP to be disappointed by the turn of events.
Serec 0
sounds like you're the one that needs to "STFU".
GangstaGalahleio 0
ohmaiigawwd stop whining. it's only dinner you can go another night.
rockyraccoon28 8
I couldn't have said it better myself. OP, this FML makes me want to punch you in the face. quit whining.
1990TD 6
I agree with #12 OP: it's a shame your total luck depents on one stupid romantic dinner. stop whining!
pinkpillowz 0
now you can have a romantic dinner with your boyfriends queasy little sister!
ImaginaryFoe 1
Alone? Where was your bf? If he was there, you could've left (if he told you beforehand, you shouldn't have gone over there to begin with). If he left you alone with his sis, I'm dying to know why. Either way, it sounds like a massive YDI. If you agreed to do him a favor, you shouldn't bitch about it.