Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, we were playing dodgeball at school. I tried to duck and jump around so the idiots on the other team couldn't nail me with the ball. Mid-jump, it tore through the air and smashed straight into my ballsack, sending me curling into a fetal position on the floor. I feel like I got sterilized. FML
Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
Today, I was in the park for a walk when a ball rolled to my feet. Figuring it belonged to the kids not far off, I wound back and kicked. The ball had actually been kicked by someone else for their dog to chase and I ended up punting it in the head. FML
Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML
Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML
Today, while I was playing football with a friend, my sister wanted to join in. She was messing around with the ball at the start, then suddenly she kicked the ball through my legs, pulled my shorts down and kneed me in the nuts. FML
Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML
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h_langston12 0
protect the fragiles
IOwnedYou 0
Boom nut shot.
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Comments (104)
h_langston12 0
protect the fragiles
HoesInaBox 0
kickball rule #24: never catch the ball with more balls.
jake_fml 0
how the hell is that not rule # 1?
HoesInaBox 0
not all of us have other balls to catch it with :P
ma18worrell 3
ouch
jessxoxo28 5
lmao #23
Tripout 0
YDI for playin kickball
pipp360 0
agreed with 18
KateeJo 0
Unless you have good ******** eye coordination. (:
Rickymonkeypants 0
....well played kid, well played
PwnerJohn 0
#66, they HAD to play, it was against their will...
pimparmenian69 0
lmfaoooooo!!! love it!!
Ayre 0
haha good one :D
Halive 0
Agreed
kojak2091 0
boobs are partly spherical
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
oh wow
clandestine77 0
this made me lol. he said it matter of fact like.
IOwnedYou 0
Boom nut shot.
TONYMFSTARK 0
anyone else get that reference?
npk88 0
I'm in NC too...considering the snowstorm they are predicting for us those kids should be glad their teacher let them play kickball on the last day of school they will have for at least a week! (which is how long it usually takes for everything to get back to normal around here when it snows!)
CyclonePsycho 1
*snort* People go batshit insane about snow here. All the grocery stores are completely empty, yet it only ever snows a few scant inches, if at all.
Boddmon 0
Lucky bastards, we have at least 5 big storms here each year and everything still remains open for business.
cmac86 24
Arkansas goes crazy when an inch of snow is predicted. and usually the weather people are wrong but they nailed it this time- lots of snow and more ice than Vancouver's Olympic rinks. everything is closed here, even ihop and waffle house!
lucy331 0
I hate it how all the schools close just for a few inches (normally 1 or 2) of snow!! up here in Vermont we get big storms every year and it's like no big deal! everything stays open even school! School up here only ha about 2 to 5 snow days a year!
omnistryder 0
nice catch!
Hulk12 0
that sucks
Freeze_fml 17
I'm surprised this many people voted YDI.
RKftw 0
cuz nobody likes teachers lol
Cthulu 0
Everyone who voted "YDI" is almost certainly a girl.
kevint9911 15
haha, suk wat dis they want to play
deepdiver999 0
haha dude protect the jewels be very careful another accident like that you might be sayin goodbye to your kids
HanaxD 0
At least you caught it :P