Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Comments (202)
walrusherder 7
that is completly inapropriate of her. I hope someone called her out on that. sorry that happened. I would have freaked.
Neesalun 20
Unless they threaten you or your baby's life, that woman can't be arrested for speaking her mind. I still would alert security. I also would have turned around and gave her a piece of my mind as well as saying you were 26. This, of course, isn't her business, but it might shut her up.
HyunnK 18
She would just say that you are lying because "You don't look your age".
Mooglefox 24
I would have punched that bitch in the face for saying the part about hoping the baby dies.
sabrinamarie3 15
People like that flat out disgust me. Society isn't turning out so well. Thankfully you aren't like that and will raise a good child!
SkullsRules1 26
People have always been this way sadly. Some just come right out and spout their ignorant crap to anyone who listens.
serslybro 20
Wow... She must have nothing better to do with her time than loudly judge others... I'm sorry that happened to you! I don't think I would have handled that very well...
FoodIsMyAmbrosia 16
She is a perfect example to justify exactly what's wrong with the world. It's not the earth itself, it's the people, hardly human, that walk it. *sigh* Something needs to change.
martin8337 36
I can't wait until I am old enough to have no filter and no consequences.
HnyBee13 26
Look on the bright side... You look 10 years younger than you are! You can win the guess your age carnival games, and you won't need to buy tons of makeup like so many older women do while trying to look younger! Congrats on the baby, too. :)
brendejafulable 41
What a stupid bitch. I would have went crazy on her! normal is different for everyone so that hag can keep her damn opinion to her ******* self if it doesn't have any good to come for anyone. Geez
Enkeria 30
WELCOME TO WALMART! Where crazy b!tches like her go around stalking people and pee in the middle of an aisle.