Today, I got an angry text from a random number calling me a lying piece of shit. I then realized that was the first person to text me in weeks. I ended up having a fake argument with someone because I was so lonely. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I was feeling really down and decided to text a friend to vent to someone about it. Then I realized, I don’t have any friends. FML
Today, I feel so lonely I talked to the likely scam number that called me. Even then they hung up after 2 minutes of talking to me. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, I had a massive argument with my boyfriend, in which he called me stupid repeatedly. I stomped out of his house and sent a very angry text to my best friend about him. She didn't text back. Then my boyfriend texted, "My girlfriend is so stupid, she can't even text the right number." FML
Today, I got excited when my phone vibrated because I thought someone actually wanted to talk to me. When I grabbed my phone, I realized my mind had played a trick on me and I only thought it vibrated. I'm so lonely, I subconsciously trick myself into thinking I have friends. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I got overly excited because someone texted me, but then realized that moments before, I had sent myself a message. FML
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Top comments
Bubbles77777 11
For people that are making rude comments, guess you've never been lonely before. Some people do be that lonely& if you've read other posts about this same subject then you'd know that op isn't the only person in the world that's ever been that lonely& some people don't have people to talk to. Op I understand& don't feel bad. I've had moments where I've been walking around in public& I would pretend like I was talking to sumone on my phone& it's been times where I would get a call& the person had the wrong#& I was tempted to start a conversation so instead of it being fml u have a funny story to tell:) :)
EnvyMe33 26
Well now you know what to do when you are lonely and bored. Text random numbers and see who will respond.... ?
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Fucc_Logic_4evah 13
That's a new level, not gonna lie.
EnvyMe33 26
Well now you know what to do when you are lonely and bored. Text random numbers and see who will respond.... ?
Mikey B 5
my buddy and I did that one night when we were drunk. It was great. drunk texting random numbers
Chad D. Nelson 8
used to demand people give my left sandal back
Matt Kesler 16
the world is full of people that you can go talk to, YDI. unless you are living in a remote corner of the world by yourself, these FMLs are just people looking for attention. sorry to speak the hard truth
Michael Valenti 6
Preach!!! If you have a "social anxiety" and cant face to face talk to people... The internet has all sorts of places to chat with random people... And you can oretend to be anyone you want...
RichardPencil 32
So you are pretending to be part of the argument? Seems that the proposition that you’re a lying piece of shit was affirmed. QED.
Mungolikecandy 19
Get out, meet people, join a club... then you can argue with people you barely know in real life.
Bubbles77777 11
For people that are making rude comments, guess you've never been lonely before. Some people do be that lonely& if you've read other posts about this same subject then you'd know that op isn't the only person in the world that's ever been that lonely& some people don't have people to talk to. Op I understand& don't feel bad. I've had moments where I've been walking around in public& I would pretend like I was talking to sumone on my phone& it's been times where I would get a call& the person had the wrong#& I was tempted to start a conversation so instead of it being fml u have a funny story to tell:) :)
Matt Kesler 16
yes but being lonely is a self made problem, you only person that can change it is you, so either you accept it and get over it or you change it and start talking to people. you have no one else but yourself
Matt Kesler 16
* no one else to blame but yourself
Bubbles77777 11
Not necessarily true.
Mungolikecandy 19
I have been very lonely in the past. Eventually, I decided I had had enough of being lonely and got involved in some local events and joined a martial arts club. It took some time but I made some good friends. You have a choice of staying lonely or trying to moving forward, I could easily have stayed in my lonely bubble.
Dave_Davington 34
Omegle.com You're welcome.
rodfergie 18
Is it wrong that the first thing that comes to mind is the old Monty Python skit of paying for an argument?
RichardPencil 32
Yes, it is. That’ll be $5, please.
rodfergie 18
Yes. it was.
RockPrincess26 16
That's pathetic. Join an online chat.
Chad D. Nelson 8
I pay my phone bill for Pokemon go and Bill collectors. I feel the pain