Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Comments (202)
Goblin182 27
Hitting someone isn't always the answer, but sometimes it is. You should have punched her in the mouth.
ZoroMiHawk 25
If I was your husband and was there, I'm pretty sure that day would have been the day I punched a woman for the first time.
vikky538 29
people never realize how much the words hurt people rather than actions...
niksatter96 20
See this is what happens when you assume things.
Vlen_fml 20
bet she's related to the old woman who thought i was the perfect "Aryan child." Some people really need to explain to me why they're worth the air they breathe.
ToxicMoo33 18
How did you deal with that disgusting thing? I would have called the police or something. Nobody should ever say things like that. All I know is-- if anyone says anything like that to me when i start showing I'll go the hell off. Just no.
sousounator 19
At least you look young.
tashinaherne 11
If that was me, she wouldn't have gotten past the first insult.. If she kept running her mouth, I prolly woulda knocked her out.. If not to that extreme, I would've at least stood up for myself and put her back in her place.. I'm sorry OP I hope you resolved the problem.. For me, pregnancy hormones make me unpredictable LOL
Pyro3000 6
Did you.... Tell her you're 26?
SkullsRules1 26
She shouldn't have to tell her that. It doesn't matter her age, that women was still being an abusive bitch for no reason
docphilsman 15
call the police for harassment