Today, after moving into my new house, I agreed to let my house mates have a house warming on the condition it be a small one, as I have exams all day that day and one that I can't fail on the very next morning. The facebook event guest list now has 100+ confirmed guests. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, my housemates are throwing a huge house party to celebrate finishing their finals. It's 4:30am and people are still arriving. I have my last final in 3 hours. FML
Today, after a long night of studying, my roommate and her friends decided it would be fun to throw a mini party in my room at 7am. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
Today, while away on training with the army, my housemates rang me to tell me some news. They had found a perfect house for next year and they had put an offer on it. The only problem? There are 5 of us and the house is for 4. Guess who hasn't been included. FML
Today, I checked the Facebook event page that I had set up a week ago for my 21st birthday at an awesome restaurant/bar. Out of 39 invitees, the only person who'd said yes was my boyfriend. FML
Today, all of my roommates handed in their vacating notice unexpectedly. They are all moving to a new house together in two weeks, leaving me to be either homeless or forced to pay 4 times what I was paying in rent. FML
Today, I was checking the Facebook event page to see who is attending the party I am having this weekend, since my parents are going out of town. 1 person has confirmed. My mom. FML
Today, while celebrating at my friend's birthday party, I fell down a flight of stairs, got into a fight with my flatmate, and ruined my friend's outfit after drinking too much. I'm expecting I'll need to find a new place to live tomorrow. FML
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funkandspacejunk 2
I don't know why so many people think this is a YDI. It sucks that your housemates went ahead with their big plans even after you mentioned your exams. Can you head to a late-night coffee shop or library to study? I could talk about my awful ex-roommate experiences for hours - I definitely got used to getting work done outside of the house. If it weren't for the 24-hour room on my campus and local late-night coffee shops, I don't think I could have passed my classes!
Freeze_fml 17
And not a single **** was given that day.
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Sharpie23 7
Trollz4dalulz started the entire YDI because thing so stop being annoying and get some originality.
Freeze_fml 17
And not a single **** was given that day.
sixthsense 0
YDI for being in school.
SeduceRecycle 0
But really you should be in control of what happens in your own house.
number0 8
YDI for having a place to live. YDI for wanting to pass exams. YDI for having a "small" house warming. YDI for thinking that a house warming will warm your house. YDI for having a cold house.
SeduceRecycle 0
hey uhm moderators. Can you moderate the trolls. No more trolls!! Haha Jk.
Jsalcedo23 0
I know some people don't get when something gets old
heyred 11
Looks like someone is staying at a hotel while their house gets trashed.
Shookitup 0
I was there and it was EPIC, justkidding fail on paying attention to what your friends do. now your address Is probably out there and people are going to egg you 0.0
complicated4 0
what'd you expect..the word about parties spread fast.
wahwah123 3
Why'd you let your friends plan it in the first place...not very smart I must say.
JohnGraveline 0
Blame the economy.
chili10 18
party it out op
holysmokes420 0
haha. freeze isn't that from theoatmeal.com comic thing?
Rejectofsociety9 0
Big deal, OP. Live a little :)
newnew8 0
you shoulda had the party AFTER the exams were over .
the_tiger_fml 0
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FFML_314 12
YDI for moving into a new house. YDI for having house mates. YDI for having exams. YDI for having a facebook account. YDI for being a boring ass house mate and not joining the festivities. That's for you #1
Team_Los 0
ahaha nice :) lol
Sharpie23 7
you just proved that you have no originality...
FFML_314 12
I DID IT FOR YOU! Why, oh why must you do this to me?
Sharpie23 7
yeah I know, you proved my point so I must thank you :)
SOTYsNumber1Fan 0
Stfu *****.
holysmokes420 0
^ hey man? i think I read a story about you on fml. didn't your mom get you a weight watchers membership for your birthday?
Freeze_fml 17
LOL #47.
JGood09 0
lmao 47, that was good
Chrisskiies 0
Uh if the "ydi" was an original thing, then that means Ari wad being original. Must people be so simple minded these days?!?
Brittney_E 0
haha 47 :D
SadinSherman 16
You are lame.
NarwhalLove 0
kid ur probably sitting at home with no job no money crappy house the only bad thing in this fml is that she/he has exams jeez grow up
usmcsniper16 0
lol fat girl go lose weight
C00k13monster 16
You're stupid, and You deserve to back called that cause YDI for being a bitch YDI for blaming him for life YDI for being born YDI for being on FML And just like you did I named a bunch of stupid shit to blame you for
xxtheman15xx 0
YDI lock your doors and turn off lights
Brittney_E 0
hah, made me lol :D
sexii_babii_21 0
op im sorry but i have to say ydi :P
lackofcorporate 1
YDI op,
singer4life666 0
Just have Andy Dick come over, he'll run everyone out. Please tell me someone gets my Family Guy reference :/.
lawlatyourfml 0
I DO! haha.. what happened? andy dick happened brian.. or something like that. i havent seen that one in a long time. OP, this is why you say not tonight. YDI. moron.
singer4life666 0
Haha thanks!
MnBran6 0
10 That party's about to get 86'd
singer4life666 0
Haha, Family Guy ftw!
LosAngelesSon 8
then cancel! its that easy!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Agreed. OP, just talk to your house mates about it and work something out.
CRrawsum 7
gosh tht sounds extremly fun . You can always kick dem hoes out
LittlestV 28
YDI for agreeing to the party, OP. If you're that bothered about it then either cancel or stay somewhere else that night.
misstamz 0
buy a lock on your door and some earplugs!!