Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Comments (202)
refusetosink_15 9
I want to see an FML with 0 YDI's and I think this one should be it!!!
xoamy906 25
Sometimes I accidentally hit the YDI button instead of FYL button and I really hope that's the case for this
refusetosink_15 9
Me too, because nobody deserves to have someone tell them their baby should die even if she were underage.
tdawg91 17
I've accidentally hit YDI just scrolling before, I wish there was an undo button
refusetosink_15 9
That would make FML so much more convenient :)
doctorhook86 25
Yep, I think probably about 5% of votes here are accidental.
badgercheese94 16
Clearly OP deserved it for being a pregnant teen ****, at least that's what my grandma says.
jthmtwin 16
Or a way to switch like up votes on reddit and imgur.
refusetosink_15 9
#71 clearly you didn't see she's 26 years old!?!
stargirl_95 24
#71 and even if she was a pregnant teen that doesn't give someone the right to tell her that her baby deserves to die.
devi_916 39
71, You may have been attempting to make a sarcastic joke, but it just came out tasteless and rude.
chazzywazzy654 22
#93 I'm pretty sure #71 was being sarcastic
chazzywazzy654 22
Looks like you beat me to it #126
15Erik 21
I refuse, I must obtain badges!
brand125 17
its painful when someones being obviously sarcastic and everyone jumps down their throat...
HyunnK 18
I know right? I thought that was funny. Heck, i would be laughing if I was OP.
stretchedthin 20
I'm sorry op I hope that woman was arrested. I hope you and your pregnancy is going well.
nialls_girl 13
Well it is Walmart...
homesuckfucker 28
Oh dear, I certainly would've retaliated, or at least explained my situation. What a spiteful old hag. Even if you were a teenager, it isn't her place to speak to someone like that! Report them to security for harassing you, next time someone does something like that. Good luck with your pregnancy! I hope all goes well for you and your new baby.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Old people think they can do or say whatever they want...This isn't the 40's anymore Gertie...
GunSlinger69 19
I don't are how old you are, what gives that old slag the right to say that? Sorry OP, yeah I am 6'1 and my girlfriend in 4'9 lol
juststephhere 23
That's when you take your purse and hit her.
AmandaBatton0210 8
People should mind their own business and let others live their own lives.
gamernation89 10
I would have called the cops and alerted a Walmart worker to help with the situation but that sucks no one should be judged for being pregnant young or not. No one knows what's going in there life or what happened but I'm sorry for your terrible situation
bryce0110 23
Knowing how I am, if I were you I would turn around call her a stupid, rude, ignorant bitch. Then I would follow her around for half an hour batching about how ******* stupid she is for jumping to conclusions and rude she is for batching me out. But that's just me. Sorry OP.
FMLusername969 21
Lol! That's what i would have done as well! I am not a confrontational person by ANY means but once you bring my kids into it ..WATCH OUT This disgusting miserable ignorant little troll needed to be put in her place especially for saying I hope your baby dies! This is my favvv reply!