Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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K_Ranna 1
This fml just made me sick. What the heck is wrong with some people?? Crazy bitch! I'm sorry you had to put up with that!
PANDORUM89 21
I would've lost my sh** on her. IDC if you are a teen or youre in your 50's you NEVER say that to anyone. sorry her life is so messed up that she has to try and bring everyone around her down as well. crazy old lady would be sprawled out on the Walmart floor.
HyunnK 18
I guess we know how she acted when she was younger. Old hag.
brittbrat135 10
No one has the right to talk to another human being that way whether or not they are a pregnant teen. People will think what they want anyway. No need to make others feel bad or in your case annoyed because of their personal options
LostInTheZone11 29
I would have flashed my driver's license and told her off.
bab3ruthl3ss 16
No, she doesn't deserve the effort, OP had nothing to prove to that wacko.
missbrit818 20
Wow..
katertott 44
That's terrible! I hope you stood up for yourself. She deserves to be humiliated right back.
diagnosed 15
The fact that you let her follow you around. Is kind of scary. .i would have gotten any associates attention. And ask them to help you. As a former Walmart worker myself I've had several people do that I've had problems like that.
connorb16 7
Meth. Not even once.
Artemishuntress 8
hey op at least ur not 4'11 like my mom every ones taller then her it's funny when we hug her
am_bugg 20
Honestly you are gonna be a great mom if you had the patience to deal with that old bitch.