Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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LeashaJoy5595 28
I certainly hope you gave her a piece of your mind! She sounds like a waste of oxygen, so disrespectful!
roys1girl 18
Quick to judge, slow to learn.
Purple_Robin424 0
It shouldn't matter that you're 26, a pregnant teen deserves exactly the same amount of respect that you do. No pregnant girl or woman should be harassed like that. I can't imagine what that must have felt like. Horrible, I expect. People like this are a stain on our society.
ChildrenOfFilth 12
People of Walmart...
seriouslygrowup 11
Please tell me you turned around and said "I'm 26 you stupid old bitch"
mandy_2480 21
I feel your pain OP. While I've never been publicly abused I get a lot of long stares/glares and second looks when at the mall with my one year old. I had her at 29 (and married and mortgaged) but people tell me I look a lot younger. People need to consider others feelings before they judge and conclude too early!
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's somebody from Walmart, why am I not surprised?
xxreikoxx 31
That's terrible, OP! Not to mention a little bit creepy that she was following you around...did an employee or security eventually do something about the lady? I hope they did. Meanwhile, I hope you give birth to the cutest, healthiest baby ever. :D
quicksuper 14
Let's say, hypothetically, you are, sixteen years of age and pregnant. It doesn't give anyone the excuse for someone to say those kinds of things-- especially when they don't know. A lot of the time, it's because girls were raped. It wasn't their choice.
Purple_Robin424 0
You know what they say about rape though. It's one of the few crimes where the victim gets blamed. It wouldn't have mattered, people would still have asked what she was wearing.
calerino 8
Take it as a compliment that she thought you where that young :)