Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Saraishi 25
What the actual hell?? She hoped the baby would die? Even if you were a teen mom, you don't say that. You don't ever say that to anyone. Well, i hope she falls and breaks her old bitch hip. So sorry you had to deal with someone like that, OP. I hope you have a safe pregnancy and that your baby may be a healthy and happy one.
bingalingading 12
that's ****** up. acting like she knows all about you. don't let it get to you, OP. Let her think what she wants, because in the end all that matters is that what YOU think about the situation. congrats on the pregnancy Btw.
lunargoddess 4
How hateful...
Bcaseley 1
Wow. Even if you were a teen.. She still has NO right to say that.
cappellaaa 23
Did you report her ass? It's ridiculous how people think that it is acceptable to say these things.
faireanjell 5
I would've told the bitch off
ChoolyBooly 32
I am 24 and married with a sweet 2 year old. I have been asked where our parents are before in an airport when she was first born. I also received some negative looks when I said she was my daughter. That was not even the first or only time that has or will happen to me. I have just gotten used to saying my age and that I am married. I have found that some people just don't believe that some women just look crazy young because we have excellent genes and they...just don't. I still get pissed at their reaction but I choose to vent elsewhere since they are judgemental idiots who really have no right to comment at all. if I was fifteen and pregnant that would be my choice and my life. America....a country full of choices.
RosaBear 11
Thats awful OP, but I hope you snd your child have a spectacular life together.
this_ghetto 16
What a bitch she Better have been arrested and charged with emotional distress
pitapizzaparty 18
Thats horrible im a teen mom... I wouldn't want anyone to talk to me that way