Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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emeraldkat 15
I would've just turned around and punched that bitch in the face while explaining how old I actually am, then walk away like nothing happened.
ohfortheloveof 4
thats wally world
midnightmoon106 12
Some peoples children i would have slapped a bitch
usernamelost 13
At that point granny would have got hit with a cart... I'm sorry OP I hope your child comes into the world beautiful and healthy!
LeavenSilva 27
The comments were bad enough, but if she kept following you around and harassing you, that's even worse...
slrt19 2
I would have slapped the shit outta her
royr7395 30
>.> people these days. I'm short too OP! You're not alone
royr7395 30
I hope that your baby will be born healthy and that you will be beamingly happy for the rest of your pregnancy (and life) c:
speedyshoe 1
It sucks that people that crazy are allowed to roam around and do awful things like that to strangers. That behavior is beyond rude, she obviously needs help.
HyunnK 18
Because other people say to themselves, "It is not my business."
sabbyheartswhat 23
Today on "What Would You Do?" Nothing, nobody did anything. *credits*
SarcasticShade 16
"And that children is a crazy lady."- Nacho
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I hope you beat the shit out of her.