Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (202)
CaroAurelia 12
Wow, that is just evil. First of all, that's a good reason not to harass people you think are teen mothers, because some people just look younger than they are. And even if someone was a teenage mother, they don't deserve that. I'm sorry you had to deal with that, and I wish you a healthy, lovely baby who accomplishes great things.
laden_swallow09 35
"I'm 26, you crazy old hag. Get lost." Now, was that so difficult?
domolovesyoshi 33
Of course the old lady is going to believe her
ImpracticalJoekr 9
Why do people feel it's their right to make strangers feel like shit? Even if you were a teen it's none of her business. I would have told her how old I was and then prove it just to make her feel really stupid and get her off my back. Thats such an awful thing to say to someone.
devi_916 39
That's horrible. I'm sorry, OP. I hope you and your baby are both healthy and doing well. Congrats on becoming a mommy!!!
mrd1997 19
Damn, some old people don't have filters when they're talking and just say whatever the **** they want. I would've slapped that lady and told her to **** off. Even if she's old or not, that lady deserved a slap. No one should wish anyone's unborn baby to die. Ignore assholes like that, OP. You're clearly the better one.
soulreaper12296 28
I'd press charges against her for harassment. Especially if she was saying stuff like that.
WasabiMars 21
This one needs a follow-up. Damn those crazy walmart people really never go away.
little_one 20
Maybe she was saying that because her life was ruined by having kids too young. Or she's just a crazy old lady. I would have looked her dead in the face and "I'm 26 years old and I don't need a stranger harassing me for my life choices!"
uptightpansy 8
Sounds like you ran into my estranged mother-in-law. my deepest apologies, and sincere congratulations for the new baby!
Sheepalicious 20
You must look amazing then, OP! But on the flip side i would have told her "you would know since you've got one foot in your grave and one on a banana peel!"