Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking through the grocery store with my new baby daughter, when an old woman came up to me and spat, "If you whores would keep your legs together, you wouldn't be a mom at fifteen." I'm eighteen. FML
Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML
Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
Today, I went to my local Walmart to grab a few groceries, and while at the checkout line I grabbed two chocolate bars for a snack. The cashier gave me a look and mumbled under her breath, "Surprise, surprise." I'm pregnant, asshole. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, I was at Target deciding what chap-stick to get when an old lady violently hit me with her umbrella and kept yelling at me saying, "You are too young for this! Think twice!" FML
Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML
Today, at Walmart, a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons. My friend snickered that she must be on her period, prompting her to whirl around, storm over, and slap the hell out of me, thinking I was the one who said it. FML
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Top comments
K_kanaka 26
Please tell me she was arrested.
shaar_fml 33
What a disgusting excuse for a human being.
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Comments (202)
1dvos_grl3 21
does the crazy old bat realize children are a part of life??
lovethatstach 18
why would someone click YDI?!
liza1922 7
Congrats! I take this is your first. My cousin and I both had strangers disgusted at us for being teen moms. The first pregnancy we felt the need to defend ourselves, not the second time around. We just took our youthful appearance as a compliment. Especially since we were grown, married women through both pregnancies.
MikeFletch 11
I don't understand how anyone could say ANYONE deserved this.
tamesenicole 27
I would've screamed my age at her and told her to **** off
rtkelly88 4
Only in Florida....
Kettle_2 7
I would have set the old bitch straight. First rule in life is dont let anybody talk to u like that
thatcoolguy123 14
That's so disgusting, she better have been arrested and I hope you told her dumb ass off. Just because you're short doesn't ******* mean you're 11 years old. Some people these days, wasting other people's time and then they complain about the dumbest things.
JacobRSE 18
That is why I do not agree with thr saying "respect your elders".
saidaswear 20
Spin around and deck the bitch.