My guy
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Today, I realised that the only friend who talks to me consistently is a guy who used to stalk me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the only love letter I've ever gotten. Too bad it's from the guy who's been stalking me. FML
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I was so lonely I called my stalker ex-boyfriend. He was too busy to talk. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
Today, I received a message from a weird guy that's been stalking me online. Apparently, he travelled 4 hours last weekend to go to the same event as me, just to stare at me. He knew a LOT of details. He never spoke to me because that would "have been weird". I don't know what he looks like, so didn't recognise him. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, I finally figured out who has been stalking me for the past 5 months. And we're related. FML
Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jon Tessler 14
why would you talk to the guy who stalked you?
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the stalking is over and the hunter has his prey.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (7)
Jon Tessler 14
why would you talk to the guy who stalked you?
cuz803 46
Are you sure "used to" is the right term to use? Just checkingm
Jesse Duff 15
if someone was stalking me, And i didn't want the attention, I would have blocked them.
RichardPencil 32
Looks like the stalking is over and the hunter has his prey.
diraven 15
It's good you're friends now
Slim87R 7
"Used to stalk you." You know things are going downhill when you start losing stalkers.