Today, after a year of living with my girlfriend, I came to the conclusion that I'm never going to marry her. I packed my things, wished her well in her life, and loaded everything up into my car. It's been working fine up until this afternoon. Now it won't start. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finished hauling all of my possessions from another state, because I was supposed to move in with my girlfriend. I was just waiting to find a job. Almost as soon as my stuff was delivered, she broke up with me and told me to figure out getting it all back by myself. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I think the concept of marriage is ridiculous and that it’s just being boyfriend/girlfriend with a fancier title. She packed all her things and moved out immediately. Now I can’t afford rent without her and have no idea what I’m going to do. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, I broke up with my psycho girlfriend of one month. She actually expected me to let her keep the vintage car that I've been rebuilding for the past two years, and when I refused, she threatened to burn my garage down with us still in it. FML
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML
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mas12806 24
You don’t have to marry her to stay together
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait a minute. Hold on. Don't go anywhere. Oh, right... Seriously, though... was it a realization that you didn't want to be with her anymore, that you just didn't want to marry her, or does she not want to get married, but you do?
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Comments (18)
Alup132 22
So you just ditched your girlfriend after dumping her and left?
EmDizzle2007 28
you seem confused
EmDizzle2007 28
you seem confused
EmDizzle2007 28
confused??
mas12806 24
You don’t have to marry her to stay together
lilbiggie814 3
waste of both their times let's be honest.
Hempseed 27
How exactly is being content in your relationship a waste of time?
JuliaKay14 33
They’re probably not content, that’s why they don’t want to marry her
BurnInDemonFire 39
Wait a minute. Hold on. Don't go anywhere. Oh, right... Seriously, though... was it a realization that you didn't want to be with her anymore, that you just didn't want to marry her, or does she not want to get married, but you do?
RichardPencil 32
Sounds like the car has other plans for you and your girlfriend.
EmDizzle2007 28
the universe isn't gonna let yup you quit.
EmDizzle2007 28
the universe isn't gonna let yup you quit.
jbuckets_404 39
So you chose to live in your car before finding a place to live?
Johnny Yoakum 7
Women do shit like this. Ridiculous.
i8cake 12
getting a car fixed is easier and cheaper than a divorce, good on you for taking the decision seriously. sucks that it had to end
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Well that sucks, but it's not your fault. If you don't see the relationship going anywhere, it's your right to end it. The question is, was it a civil, mutual breakup? Or do you think she somehow tampered with your car? This day and age, anything is possible.