Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
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Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend had been telling me for the past two weeks that he had something planned for the occasion. His plan? Me watching TV with his parents, who hate me, while he went to work. His gift? A brand new Xbox 360 for himself. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, after ordering a custom $200 Valentine's Day gift box for my husband, he gave it away to a female coworker upon delivery because Valentine's Day isn't for guys. I hope she like the new Xbox one controller and all the gift cards as well. FML
Today, when I got home from work I was pretty "in the mood" so I put on some cute undies and a tank top and went to get my boyfriends attention, he was so into his new computer game all I got was a half smile and a pat on the head. FML
Today, when my new boyfriend told me he liked playing games, he meant a 60" TV with a professional gaming chair in the middle of his living room, and 48-hour gaming marathons where he totally ignores me, refuses to sleep or shower, and only has energy drinks and cheerios. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, I got my husband his favorite candy and wine for Valentine's Day. He got mad and accused me of doing it to "bribe" him into bed, since he hasn't been wanting sex lately. When I asked how he could say something so cruel, he admitted that he's been cheating on me, and my gift made him feel guilty about it. FML
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kittycatkelss 29
next time the sex doesn’t happen until after the gift, so you know how much effort to put in to match his gift
Justkidding100 41
this can't possibly be the first time you gave more than you got. learn to give up on him early and you'll avoid this. seems like there are genuinely some straight women out there who assume dating should be akin to babysitting with sex. he should love you AT LEAST as much as you love him.
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kittycatkelss 29
next time the sex doesn’t happen until after the gift, so you know how much effort to put in to match his gift
Grincha 14
next time? she is still going to be with that guy? hell NO
Justkidding100 41
this can't possibly be the first time you gave more than you got. learn to give up on him early and you'll avoid this. seems like there are genuinely some straight women out there who assume dating should be akin to babysitting with sex. he should love you AT LEAST as much as you love him.
Iamthebanzai22 21
And you are with him because? What, exactly, are you getting out of the relationship?
Thaylok 17
no video game gifts if you want more personal attention. Quite frankly, he would have two-pump-and-done you without the gifts.
FluffythePink 24
Time for a new, improved boyfriend. Seriously, this arse isn't going to get any better, do yourself a favour and bail now.