Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
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Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Zenma 0
I smell win(d).
allmidnighteyes 11
What... the ****?
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Comments (158)
hqwoody327 0
THAT is funny! Sux that you got punched in the face though! I'm still laughing!!
Lisimal 7
GIRL POWER! Buahahahaha
iamthestig 0
thats fkin hot!!
SiLvEr_070 5
ROFL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Oh geez, that's a good one!!! haha........U weren't serious were u?
Hudsonnnnn 0
YDI for not blocking the fart with your penis
iamthestig 0
If he truly cares for her, he would do what is necessary
Hudsonnnnn 0
How can something so wrong feel so, so right?
123sploosh 0
this is so epic
virgingrace 0
ughhh hope his b/f don't mind it
kill4c4li 3
youu are hawtt lol
hornetchik 0
Hahaha gross
sirknz 0
Bwaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha! just when you think the good ones are gone you get a little nugget like this.
Huggs 0
Don't even go there...
sucktobeyou 0
I have "favorited" this FML
Ashleyxphobia 0
I am in awe, that is just great.
wellinever 5
Why was your face near her fart? YDI
The_Disturbed 5
Wellinever, you're an idiot. It says nothing about his face being near her fart. All it says is he got punched in the face. You don't have to be near someone's butt to get punched in the face. Moron.
Synnie 0
Chuck Norris has a fist in his ass. :3? /fail
wellinever 5
He said her fart woke her and she lashed out. Natural reaction would be to strike where the perceived threat was and his face was in the way. Moron yourself The_Disturbed.
Vaetrus 0
He could have been kissing her cute ass, or.. she woke due to the strong force of her fart and lashed out at the nearest face/person/object: his face. XD
mitzi_fml 0
Wellinever, When you wake up in a fright, you are dazed, so natural reaction is to strike at the nearest potential for danger. Her boyfriend was the closest thing she could hit, since nothing was actually by her butt.
lets_be_ian 5
Since I have never in my life been scared enough by a fart to feel like defending myself (defending my olfactory perhaps) but not my person. Therefore I can assume the attack was not directed towards the perceived threat of a fart, but just something that startled her. I would safely assume that the proximity of ass to face has little to do with the fact that he got punched... unless she as an arm growing from her ass, or her fart are so bad they actually have fists.
Gruffy 0
good point 70, and friggin funny