Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML
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Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me for months. It all started while I was in the hospital, he says, because we were supposed to go out that day, but then I "had to go and get sick." He blames my emergency surgery for his infidelity. FML
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RichardPencil 32
What kind of slutty nurse ***** a guy during brain surgery? Where can I find one of those?
Michael Sawyer 11
I highly doubt it was the nurse as you are saying. MY GUESS .. The Other Woman showed up to give her boyfriend support while he was in surgery.
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Comments (9)
RichardPencil 32
What kind of slutty nurse ***** a guy during brain surgery? Where can I find one of those?
vicewinner 5
Don´t get it. How can he cheat on you if he is in surgery. Dreaming?
Mas Stewart 5
I definitely need a nurse like that.
Michael Sawyer 11
I highly doubt it was the nurse as you are saying. MY GUESS .. The Other Woman showed up to give her boyfriend support while he was in surgery.
Rodville 28
More than likely said brain surgery patient said something about it under the influence of medication or anesthesia
tounces7 28
Throw a Junior Mint at his head during surgery, maybe you'll get lucky and it'll improve his personality.
RichardPencil 32
They can be very refreshing.
trashcan_man 16
He was getting laid during brain surgery? That's pretty awesome...well, as long as she doesn't **** his brains out.