morgan_love11
United States
Today, I found out my sister has a nickname for me due to my recent breakouts. It's "Volcano Face." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
Today, I was watching my 2-year-old sister in the bathtub. As she was splashing, she stopped, and pointed at the "owie" on my head. I told her it was okay, and that it was just a pimple. She said, "Wow, you have a lot of pimples!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML
blotchy-girl
New Zealand
Today, my sister thought it would be funny to spray my face with my new tanning spray, which is only supposed to be used on arms and legs. I woke up and looked in the mirror to see an orange blotchy face staring back at me. My parents can't look at me without laughing. FML
Anonymous
Wallasey, United Kingdom
Today, my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon, because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML
Anonymous
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to find a huge zit directly between my two eyebrows. My friends have started calling me "The North Star." FML
honutattoo
United States
Today, I finally came home from a semester of college, and all my parents and sister can talk about is how bad my acne has gotten. FML
Anonymous
United States
Fight me
Today, I gave my sister some Lubriderm for a skin condition we share. While she was applying the lotion I joking said, "Wouldn't it be funny if it made it worse?" Guess who got punched in the face, twice, because it did. FML
baconrash
United States
Today, I found out that the acne under my arms was worse then the severe acne on my face. FML
Anonymous
How nice of them.
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
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apolo_fml 0
oh boy, nobody should be made fun of for acne. all I can say is to try and keep your face clean, I guess.
volleyballNinja 0
and I guess it's not your fault. try nutregena rapid clear acne gel. it works so well! it may sting, but they go away!
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sUpRaNaTuRaLVIII 0
volcano face haha 1st?
clanceyrocks11 0
you are not alone
Cassie17_fml 0
lol thats funny. its ok i broken out a couple times and got a couple scars too
TehBearJew 0
If you're smart, tell her you're now "witty and zitty". Hey, better than nothing.
rallets 23
i cant come up with a good volcano pun :(
roxxy_surf 0
eww
omgmorganomg 0
wash your face then.. get proactive(: it works!
TehBearJew 0
#21 Are you crazy? Have you tried it? It's bullshit. My dad's a dermatologist, there's a load of better medicines. It feels like it burns your face off, and not in the right way.
Cassie17_fml 0
@21 proactive isnt the best choice. actually it shouldnt be a choice at all. this is wat u get from the 20 dollars you spend to buy proactive. it either 1. Doesnt work at all 2. Works for a little while but then stops working all together or 3. Makes your acne worse so yea....no proactive
rallets 23
but jessica simpson uses it! haha
samantha_durano 6
dude #10 has perfect teeth.
Cassie17_fml 0
@28 she really doesnt. they just put her in there so people will be like "woah. jessica my all time favorite singer uses it and gets great skin? then i will buy 5 proactives!!'' so that is wat happens. trust me jessica doesnt use it.
TehBearJew 0
#31 I think he/she was joking. If he/she wasn't...she's an idiot.
seanreddog 4
You should make super volcano and splode all over her... no wait don't do that
bluebladez 0
call her pizza face bwahaha
MrBrick 0
you should tell the little girl she will have fin when she's a teen
Cassie17_fml 0
@30 thank you :)
Cassie17_fml 0
@33 yeah lol
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
i likes
The_grumpy_bear 0
Well that's a little more original than pizza face. :3
MonkeyBusiness_fml 3
38's teeth are much better.
illmatic2 16
49 has a nice set of teeth as well
seanreddog 4
what about my pussy's teeth?
Cassie17_fml 0
@49 my teeth arent that bad :(
samantha_durano 6
Sean your pussys teeth are damn sexy.
Valentina_Baby 7
I called my bro pizza face :P that was when I was a wee little child
samantha_durano 6
oh damn 58 marry me. sorry Sean I'm cheating on you.
tman188 0
not an fml
phillyboss25 0
get a woman who loves popping bumps
tjrocks1294 0
tell her she'll look the same at that age probably worse haha... then Photoshop her face with a lot of zigs and show her haha
ZleveL 0
lol 56 they're perfectly amazing! seriously mine arent that good though and I can't afford braces yet (my mom won't pay for them I have to :( ) and 58 I have the same doorhandle!
rosemary1990 0
awww it'll clean up
Eyeliner_fml 0
that's what you think , if she used proactive her face would be coverde in acne , proactive sucks . But anyways I don't think anything works for acne is it?
dani3l 0
ur hella cute
mmmfunyons 0
OP get Accutane.
Snugglez 0
wow fyl. you can get medicine for that though!
adelaide101 0
ummmmmmm... can you put a shirt on?!
rallets 23
just for the record #33, im a guy..in case the obviousness wasnt....obvious enough
adelaide101 0
(that's to # 20)
RaIeigh 0
Sam, you're so unfaithful :/
TokioxxHotel 0
no one should ever be made fun of for breakouts.
illmatic2 16
83- that would be pretty ****** up if a girl had facial hair like yours.
rallets 23
thats what im saying, exactly my point..how do you not know? i mean seriously c'mon haha
illmatic2 16
he probably is on a computer and can only see the tiny little icons.
Valentina_Baby 7
60: I will gladly marry you :P
rallets 23
still no reason to call me an idiot
TokioxxHotel 0
88, i was gonna say. that'd be some wicked intense facial hair for a chick. XD
youngrob 0
86, you should made fun of for wearing make up.
TokioxxHotel 0
95, I like wearing makeup. you can insult me all you want. it's not going to bother me.
jizwiz 3
Ive been called volcano dick before but it was the pimples that were cummin up everywhere ...DAMN!
TokioxxHotel 0
102, that's kinda awkward.
samantha_durano 6
Raleigh: how? Wifey: yay!:D
rosemary1990 0
99. i thinking ur make up is cool :)
romskiies 0
um 83 put a pic of yourself before you start telling people what to do with their pics, & when you put the pic up stfu cus noone cares :D Sam I thought you'd ask girl with perfect teeth to marry you :P
romskiies 0
I meant 84 dafp
samantha_durano 6
she should marry me too! :) pretty lady with teeth will you marry me???
rallets 23
ok, what does dafp and fafp mean?
TokioxxHotel 0
109, thanks. :) i love doing makeup. XD
samantha_durano 6
dafp: damn anti flood protection. fafp: **** anti flood protection.
romskiies 0
damn a ******* penis **** a fat penis lmao jk damn anti flood protection fxck. ". "
omgmorganomg 0
sorry I'm a little late at replying, but proactive worked for me..
rallets 23
lmao ahh i see haha ok i seen that alot and im like what the hell lol i even googled it haha :O
lacrossftwlol 1
boo the **** hoo? how is ur life ****** u stupid pussy grow a pair
mmmfunyons 0
sammy girl! i wanna marry you...i feel left out :( hahah
TokioxxHotel 0
127, who the hell are you talking to?
samantha_durano 6
funyonboy! of course I'll marry you :)
seanreddog 4
No Sam. No. I said I wanted to be the only guy so I could keep all these hot wives to myself.
samantha_durano 6
oh no! i got caught in the act lol. Sean take me back I'm sorry! .. (funyons don't tell Sean that we're married!)
RaIeigh 0
Hah Sam, this what I meant when I said you were unfaithful :P. Busted.
samantha_durano 6
hahah oh sorry :) there's just so many choices!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Guys, can you PLEASE chill with all the "yr hawt!!!!" comments? PLEASE? As of 11:12 EST I'm counting at least 20 pic-related comments in the first thread alone. If you refuse to use the PM system and you MUST have everyone read your compliments, at least take it further down the page.
seanreddog 4
^ yr hawt!!!!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I knew you were gonna be the one, sean-- I knew it!
LoganBballin16 0
wow that sucks bro lol
seanreddog 4
Of course I'm the one.
TokioxxHotel 0
152, calm down. it's fml. it'll happen.
dramaababyy 0
at 21. pro active only works if your face is terribly bad. and it only works for a short time bc all it does is dry out your face. in the end it makes it worse. I use something my doctor prescribed and it's made all of the difference.
mmmfunyons 0
wooooooo i love you sammygirl;) (okiee dokiee i wont tell sean)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It doesn't need to happen on the first damn thread. Why do you think the staff made a PM system? Because thousands of people read the site, and I guarantee that the majority don't give a crap who considers whom hot. Private conversations needn't clog the space that's reserved for comments specific to the FML. There's a reason, after all, why each story has a separate comments section. I understand that threadjacking and asides are going to happen. But sheesh-- the number of pic comments on this thread is ridiculous.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
^ The comment I was replying to poofed. It was from the girl in the make-up. (Sorry, I can never remember that name.)
samantha_durano 6
(I love you too funyonboy!) :D
KiddNYC1O 22
AMEN IrishJane. it's gotten ridiculous
kybabyy 4
It was from the girl in the make-up? =D Sorry that kinda made me giggle. There's a lot of those. (Landen you can't marry Sammie, then you can't move down here to be with me like we talked about. DUH!)
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
TokioxxHotel. There were asshole comments about her make-up earlier-- I know this because I read through TOO MANY POINTLESS COMMENTS looking for related ones.
seanreddog 4
Pm doesn't work for me 1) I'm on an iPod and you can't use it on the app. 2) Im shy and have no life so talking one on one with people is hard for me.
mmmfunyons 0
( oh yeaaa i forgot kylie! but i guess your gunna have to share)
ibanez370 0
agree with 81/84... this aint a **** site.. juss sayin'
ibanez370 0
close enough, and i didnt mean in general.. just to one persons picture where shes barely dressed.. kinda not appropriate for a site like this, idk just my opinion tho
ibanez370 0
ps 184 you have quite an epic picture lol you look so dead c here haha
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
sean: I'm not complaining about all threadjackers in general (and I've noticed you commenting more often further down, so thanks). I've got a physical disability so I can't get out and meet people IRL much either. I'm talking about the specific "OMG ur sexi!" ones. When the same few people say that to tons of pics, it's incredibly inane and annoying, and it just comes off as fishing for compliments. It drives me (and others) bonkers. BTW, I'm always on my iPhone and I still PM. Maybe the iPod Touch is different, but all I have to do is go to Safari. It's a little slower but not a huge deal.
ibanez370 0
yupp.. insomnia sucks :(
RaIeigh 0
I hate being 1 month from being 21 :/
porro182 0
exactly .. thats nasty shit
RaIeigh 0
I am getting sleeves lol. I have a quarter done on one arm and a half on the other :P.
porro182 0
81 ur a fagget she is hot! u should be telling her to take it off
romskiies 0
well well threadjackers off to drink some brews and cod :)
RaIeigh 0
Gahh, everyone plays CoD :/ If you play Kz2, Street Fighter or Marvel vs Capcom 2 I will utterly decimate you :] Pj, don't let the size of your arms discourage you from getting something you want. I've seen some really skinny dudes and chicks with full sleeves and they look friggin badass.
romskiies 0
romo310 pj demolition time and ra Ima go buy games and slaughter u once I practice :D
RaIeigh 0
Yah Pj bruh, just take your time. Sleeves are expensive as hell too so there's the financial factor :/ Also Pj, tell your neighbor I will destroy him if he has Super Street Fighter 4 :] Chris, you seriously don't want it dude haha. I play Killzone and Street Fighter like my life depends on it :P.
romskiies 0
Raleigh I will somehow nuke your ass in street fighter lol I work at 730 aam pj lol search n d is cool but I like getting lots of kills and nukes :) 7 prestige for me :D
RaIeigh 0
PSN name is MLowrey13
romskiies 0
lol I haveKz2 but I no playstuck on cod, dang contollets are too diff lol but i lost cus I was commenting on here grrr lol
romskiies 0
lol my ks is 1.55 XD peace just added Raleigh gotta find pj now lol
RaIeigh 0
Lol Chris, your Friend Request popped up while I was playing a match and I just switched out, pressed add and still kicked this kid's ass :P.
romskiies 0
haha and I think my nuke count is in it's mid 30's best day: 3 nukes in a row lol people were pissed but enough chitchat gotta drink more and smash even more :D
romskiies 0
beastly Ra lol I'll probably get slaughtered haha shoot em shoot em up<--- that's what I do lol oh red dead and ufc is Beastish ahah
austin95 0
hey mother nature is calling and she wants her volcanoes back
S8erchik1324 0
that's kinda sad :(
cmac86 24
actually, I use proactive and it's never let me down. it DOES make your acne worse at first, but it says it does. keep it up and it will work. I'm not saying it's right for everybody, but at least give it a shot. and read the directions!
OMGJASMiNE 0
ugh hehe. no one is askinq me to marry them(: lol
summersizzle 0
55 you seem like the kind of guy that grows up to be a pedophile, like the guy in a clockwork orange.
jizzmode 0
Well I think volcanos are hot.
RaIeigh 0
Jas, will you marry me :P?
Rape_Dungeon 0
226 I had a feeling you were going to pick sean
PineappleEspress 0
jasmine, be my wife!
dillies 3
I know right proactive works like shit u know how much money I wasted on that crap
romskiies 0
good thing eh jasmine? lol
romskiies 0
**** I'm late lol damn cod is intense haha
twist_of_fame93 0
herpes?
lucious_mama 0
ya she does... I'll never be able to afford a smile like that : /... not sayin you paid for it but I am jealous:)
lucious_mama 0
I have to agree with ya... it takes me ages to get down to some of the actual comments to the post.... however I think it's quite amusing to read some of the arguements and yr hawts.... I have no adult or even close to adult social life... 3 young boys, all day everyday... just put em to the bottom! lol
OMGJASMiNE 0
yay I just got married(:!
samantha_durano 6
you know what? no **** all of you jasmine is MINE.
OMGJASMiNE 0
aha I think Im gonna remarry(:!
samantha_durano 6
HA Samantha wins again :) I love you Jasmine. <333 with a burning passion.
LexaDear 0
what are you talking about? Jasmines mine, psssh.
samantha_durano 6
lexa: marry me? <333 and no she is not yours she's alllll mine. I share some of my women, but not jasmine.
LexaDear 0
yes :D well I have you, so it's ok >:D
samantha_durano 6
hahaha yay! win win :)
LexaDear 0
indeed :D
TokioxxHotel 0
174, people talk shit on my makeup, it's cool. the 'your hawt' comments don't bother me, but I do think the people who put half nude pics on here need to change it.
Massdebater 1
hey Irish jane... ur hawt!! also OP.. it's not cause of your spots, it's your bastard parents fault for calling you Eyjafjallajökull!! it's just easier to say volcano face!!
twirliegirlie 0
draw red dots on her face while she's sleeping heh heh heh
shadyfml 0
Nah, actually Proactiv does work if you use it every day and if you use it right too...idk if it worked for you or not but hay your face is clear.
FriesWithASideOf 0
I "erupted" in my pants.
mistershlong 0
emo fag
xtfauthorx 0
STFU Brad....
awhsum 0
you...pooped.? x)
samantha_durano 6
#2 is hawwwwt. but every guy I know who looks like that, is gay. which makes me really sad lol.
sammyprosnit 8
lol you go brad
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao 59 so true
dinosaurzgorawrr_fml 3
erm he juss called mii beautiful so I think he's straight;]
mmmfunyons 0
agreed! your beautiful;]
ChrisNB 0
3 emos posted after he posted that, emos get over youselves your lives are not hard at all so wipe off that racoon make up of your face pull those skin tight jeans off and stop being stupid
TokioxxHotel 0
Umm, 2s picture is one that circled the Internet a few years ago. whoever it is is pretty hot though. don't be mean to emo people. leave us the **** alone.
TokioxxHotel 0
but that's still no excuse to type like an illiterate 5 year old, 72.
TokioxxHotel 0
KISS is okay. not the greatest anymore. they were great in their time.
samantha_durano 6
82: who cares it's just a style now and I personally think it's DAMN SEXY. so stfu :)
romskiies 0
mmm I thought that was raver styles now lol ha well where I leave it is and it isn't emo :P
TokioxxHotel 0
emo is sexy. XD Scene is the new raver style.
samantha_durano 6
I want to go to a rave.
romskiies 0
emo, scene it all looks the same to me lol your too young Sam :0 I was gonna go to edc but oh when your car breaks down there goes your paycheck lol
TokioxxHotel 0
there's some differences. I'd explain it if I wasn't so lazy. XD Rave time! UNCE UNCE UNCE.
samantha_durano 6
so what! I don't give a flying **** they sound so fun :)
romskiies 0
fact you probably won't get in as most raves I know if there is police outside cruising waiting for kids cheap and dumb who rush the fences/entrances lol
samantha_durano 6
lol damn it. well I'll hide in someone then hahahah.
seanreddog 4
hide in the tummy of a fat guy?
romskiies 0
someones purse?? lmao
samantha_durano 6
lol yeah both of those will work! :D I hide in my friends pants, shirts, jackets, backpacks everything :)
RaIeigh 0
LOL #36, that was so simple yet hilarious to me at the same time. Congratulations :]
romskiies 0
well im off this shindig for now, have things to do, shower to take, maybe a fight or two yo get into... outskiies :D
lucious_mama 0
lmao every time I hear rave or speedo I think of party boy and JACKASS unce unce unce 'kinda bass-y' unce unce unce 'makes me wanna dance' the rips off his break aways and starts man dancin in the middle of anywhere hehehe
samantha_durano 6
I know this pretty rave girl, alway think about her. when she says I'd do me, butterflies go right through me. and when I see her dancing want to take a chance in gettin' a little closer, and maybe get to know her. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE.
Yaseeher 0
umm 72 a hundred Times already choose a pic from Google which Doesnt have a link at the bottom of the dp ;)
TokioxxHotel 0
I agree, 251!
mayaaaxoxo 0
lmaoo! 251
apolo_fml 0
oh boy, nobody should be made fun of for acne. all I can say is to try and keep your face clean, I guess.
Thabb 0
xD
ActionManly 11
Are you Icelandic?
stickypoopy 0
in soviet Russia volcanos nickname you!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ha! I saw that show >.<
volleyballNinja 0
hahahahahahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahhaha wow that sucks, but it's funny!
boopityboppity 11
Easy on the coffee, now. I know the nice "hospital" men probably gave it to you for free, but it's clearly not helping you get out of there any faster.
romskiies 0
boopity, did you always have that pic up? I'm on my itouch so couldn't zoom in before. But nice lol.
boopityboppity 11
Yup, I did. Always been there. Glad you enjoyed it, though.
ibanez370 0
HAHHAA omg i just lold at this pic !
rls8 0
oh my, that's sad.
Macromartyr 3
That's not too creative of a name...
volleyballNinja 0
and I guess it's not your fault. try nutregena rapid clear acne gel. it works so well! it may sting, but they go away!
monkeygirl92 0
Wow, make fun of her too! what an ass
ChibiChibi_fml 28
The break outs will pass, but I will bet you your sister will find something else to make fun of you for, they are good at that. It sucks but it's true, so OP just try and laugh it off and eventually you will get an opportunity to make fun of her in some way. That's just what siblings do. :P I speak from experience with my own sister.
NickK49 0
let's hope those volcanos don't erupt