Today, I dropped my wedding ring on the carpet. Just as I was about to pick it up, my Roomba sucked it up. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to clean my entire apartment. While vacuuming, I sucked up something big. I didn’t realize what it was until later when I couldn’t find my engagement ring. I digged through a vacuum bag full of dust, crumbs, and mystery hair, only to realize it was on my finger the whole time. FML
Today, my dog pooped on the floor, and the Roomba my sweet boyfriend bought me as a housewarming gift, ran over it. FML
Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, a woman somehow managed to drop her wedding ring into the garbage at the fast food place where I work. I had to search through a full bag of half eaten food and soda to find it. FML
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, I thought the ring my boyfriend bought for me had fallen off while emptying the trash into the bin. After panicking and emptying a week's worth of rubbish onto the ground, I found my ring safe and sound. On my other hand. FML
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KingAdrock 16
Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life
Magnoxidans 19
#FirstWorldProblems
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Comments (30)
dukemisery 18
Must be jealous.
abut95 8
Take that bitch apart.
RichardPencil 32
Eventually, it's going to have to take a shit and you're just going to have to fish your ring out of it. I've never heard of that breed. Hope its poops aren't too big and runny. I stick with Labradors.
willem44 5
cant tell if this is serious or not.
BrianCMullin 3
Can't tell if you're actually that slow or not
Cali 57
Mr. Pencil is always serious.
Lalala579121 28
Can't you tell by his profile picture how serious he is?
jbuckets_404 39
#3: A Roomba is a small circular vacuum cleaner that cleans a room all by itself by driving back and forth.
queen_unstable 0
Roombas a little vacuum cleaners that move relatively slow so they could have stopped it before it ate it
Tripartita 45
And so begins the genre bending rom-com/sci-if that ends with cyborg babies and a terrible last name. "I swear, General Electric 17-Piece Single Serve Rocket blender, it was like she was /handing/ me the ring. I just wish she could see me as more than an appliance…" "Hey, don't let your mechanical existence deter you. I've heard she's gets pretty intimate with her vibrator, Rabbit Habit Deluxe, so it's not a mech-discrimination thing!"
apmac 2
I loled
Tripartita 45
Fun fact: both products mentioned are real.
OnlyNeko 13
I SERiOUSLY ABSOLUTELY LOVE Reading your Comments OmMF-GAWD really tho, absolute HiGHLiGHT of muh Day xoxox Thank You for being YOU!!! hmm I would honestly be one of those Weirdos that would absolutely ADORE doing nothing BuT listening to you TALK hahaha Forgive me
Cali 57
(backs away slowly)
_Adog2645 24
25, that was obnoxious
Magnoxidans 19
#FirstWorldProblems
KingAdrock 16
Boo hoo. Don't act like it fell down the sewer. 1. Open up roomba 2. Retrieve ring 3. Go on with life
Recon13x 9
yeah seriously I don't get what the FML here is
codly68 10
Just open it?
evilplatypus 39
Unless you have a custom Roomba, the dirt canister in it is barely two cups. How glorious must your life be that sifting through two cups of dust and hair is enough to destroy your day? YDI crybaby
Sparkieemae 14
... and then you opened up the Roomba and rinsed the dust off your hands and ring.
DLBL 23
I hope he survived.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
We'll always be together However far it seems We'll always be together Together in Electric Dreams