Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my fiancé started yelling gibberish in his sleep. When I tried to wake him, he punched me square in the face. FML
Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I woke up to a punch in the face. My girlfriend said it was because she dreamed that I'd bought all her friends Taco Bell but didn't bring her anything. FML
Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
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Zenma 0
I smell win(d).
allmidnighteyes 11
What... the ****?
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Comments (158)
kmfyr 0
Must've been an epic fart.
SiLvEr_070 5
ROFL HAHAHA
Kanyeezy 0
queof
virgingrace 0
hopefully her reflexes are sexual if it happens during anal
deucebrew 0
You should wake her up with one of YOUR farts, in her face.
TheP0wned 0
Haha I read all your comments you bunch of motherfuckers :P I admit, I've been epically owned. #58 Imagine you're quietly stroking your sweet girlfriend while she's sleeping as the gentle guy you are. Then all of a sudden, She release the most strong and powerful gas you've never heard, the kind of fart that makes the mattress quake. You never imagined such a cute thing could produce such a monstrosity. She wakes up, panicked, and punches you straight in the face before you could even laugh. Sad but true. I think the real FML's are often considered as fakes as it describes an uncommon situation, but hey what do you expect? You would never have thought it would happen in your life and one day BAM! FYL! You can't do anything but post it, and that's those FML's which are generally the funniests. :)
lets_be_ian 5
at least during anal she would most likely be facing the other way and punch a pillow or something. I would be more worried if she farted during fellatio... don't even like to think of where the punch "reflex" leads then.
lets_be_ian 5
This is some of the funniest shit I have heard in a long time. I suppose safe sex between the OP and his GF includes the condom for the act and a close pin for your nose and protective head gear for the after cuddle. good luck man, and god bless.
oystercultviking 0
Now THAT is funny. :] Maybe some ambien would help.
Witchcraft_fml 5
That's just hilarious. Don't worry though, the breeze will sooth the pain.
top_o_themornin 0
Fake