tireedddddd
United States
Today, I was woken up at 6am to the sound of my mother on the back deck of the house hooting like an owl. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
No-Sleep Nellie
Waterloo, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
TordNorski
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Mission Viejo, United States
Leave me alone
Today, I finally had a day off in two weeks and I was excited about getting to sleep in. At 5 a.m., my mom loudly knocked and came in. When I asked her what she wanted, she said she was checking to see if I was asleep. FML
annoyed
Paradise Valley, United States
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
daisythebunny1988
Confinement is rough
Today, my mother is snoring so loud that I can still hear her with the door shut and with earplugs in. So much for sleep. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Outandaway
Living in a treehouse?
Today, I was gently awoken by my daylight alarm clock. So were about 15 wasps that had started building their nest underneath my bed. FML
MexyBoy
Nice…
Today, I wanted to do something nice for my mom. So, while she was sleeping, I cleaned the whole house for her and even made her breakfast. A few minutes later, she came downstairs and yelled at me to keep it down because she was trying to sleep. FML
chasingcars0624
United States
Chill out, mom
Today, I got a knock on my door at 3 a.m. Turns out, if I ignore my mother long enough, she will assume I have died and will call the cops. FML
SleepyMommy
Pomona, United States
Today, my husband was going to let me sleep in for Mother's Day. That would have been great, if my brother didn't call me at 5:30 in the morning to say Happy Mother's Day. Now I'm up like any other day. FML
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TheresNoEffingwa 7
The ****?
kooner55 0
Extreme owling
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the_glyda 0
Your moms retarded. Time for the old people's home.
xosportsgirl14x 8
Their mom is hilarious. However, if I was woken up like that I'd flip.
me_gusta_eso 1
An owl's gotta do what an owl's gotta do... Even if they're only part owl.
LexiMariee16 0
Please tell me she was drunk, it would make this easier to understand..
emilymac420 0
What are you talking about? This mom is genious! Free alarm clock!
ambamm135 7
1 You're an ass I would be terrified to be your parent
Keyman1212 14
Bitches be crazy.
Poetaster 10
Lol
xoconnie 8
interesting. do u know why she was hooting?? cuz thats kinda weird bro.
kyarush 10
Hoot
Muslimgal92 0
Shit got real
amanda_say_whutt 9
I seriously hate when people use the term "retarded" it's really derogatory.
jizzwold 21
^thats retarded
ProjeKtSC2 8
She was probably just trying to scare away crows or ravens from her garden or whatever..
MrSarcasm 4
She's just practicing for a job interview at hooters.
MrLookAtThere 10
She was taking 'owling' to a new level, just don't let her find out about 'horse manning'.
MrLookAtThere 10
Ignore this, it was a double post, commence flagging.
n_epic_fail 14
So that was YOUR mom last night?! I knew that owl sounded a little off.
TheFlyingMan 8
108, No.
YoshApathy 6
What if she was just asking who's there
n_epic_fail 14
"retarded" should not be used as an insult when it's a real medical issue. Stop being so ignorant and use the word properly or not at all.
theian01 3
The owls aren't what they seem...
amanda_say_whutt 9
122- The word reinforces stereotypes of people with disabilities as being stupid, even if not used against them. How can anyone act "retarded" that's saying that they act like a person with such disabilities. When people hear you talk like this, they form an opinion about you that I don’t think an educated, self-respecting person like you wants to be associated with.
TheresNoEffingwa 7
The ****?
Fruit_Dealer 9
I'm sure that's your name backwards. Congratulations Kcufeht. Lemon.
Fruit_Dealer 9
Oh mangoes.. Now I'll get thumbed down because I thumbed myself down.. Great.
WarmPigBelly 4
This is perfectly normal.
himoonkey 8
26 I thumbed you back up :3
boofgall 16
This made me laugh.
iam_yummylicious 12
You can fist me.
EvilCupcake8361 9
^haha that's not weird at all!..
bananagrams 9
2- I think you forgot "what".
Chloe2008 0
She's becoming one with nature
kooner55 0
Extreme owling
starsfan_9 7
Cocaine's a helluva drug
Meme1988 18
That is just sad !
baconftw 9
Maybe she was "perching". Crazy mom of yours.
joee182 3
you shoulda told her "hoot hoot ************ go back to sleep" hehe:3
CryMoreFMLs 15
How about "WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"
ikickgingers 15
27 - that applies to OP's mom and this joee fellow.
13FTW 9
Especially to this joee fellow considering he uses the ":3" face. So joee, if I can call you that, WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
stormer461 13
120 - so I suppose you come every time you see 69?
IPoopedOnU 12
I thought the :3 face was a cat and the 3 was the cheek things. Not the cheeks ur thinking u sick minded people!
mnmolino 14
Role play?
k010sweetygurl 5
Cooky!!!
instnt1nfction 17
I don't give a hoot
himoonkey 8
Your mother is a revolutional alarm clock
taytoc 10
Does ur mother work at hooters
mnmolino 14
Or maybe hogwarts?
Person1233 13
No, she probably works at an owl research company, which would explain why hooting is so embedded into her mind.
FreakoHolm 6
Hahaha hooters, that's very funny
CVeNgineer 0
At least she wasn't making rooster noises
himoonkey 8
Yeah, I wouldn't want to woken up by a **** either
raydaly 5
you should know
ifuckmonsters 5
Taking owling too literally?