Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Sweet.
toelie 26
There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.
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Comments (199)
thedolphinado 1
At least he's masturbating to the thought of you and not someone else in pancake syrup.
coopersxoxo 1
lmfaoo!
Googolman 29
I chose YDI because you are so ungrateful. He thinks about you when he masturbates, would you prefer him thinking about someone else? And what's wrong with maple syrup?
gigi1981 13
I'm with you; what is this chick whinging about. She has a boyfriend that obviously thinks she is gorgeous and he features her in his sexual fantasies not some supermodel or pin up girl! And as for the maple syrup... Not too bad. It's not like he fantasizes about someone else or really twisted shit. She should indulge the fantasy and sweeten up their sex life instead of posting on FML
PEMDAS97 0
your bf needs help ahah
laden_swallow09 35
Your spelling needs help. Ha ha.
maxmmoreau1 1
That's a good thing And if you think it's bad Your not giving him enough So he has to bait
Spiritwolf7 5
How is that a bad thing? At least he doesn't think ur ugly. Lol
Le_Anonymous 9
At least he's thinking of you (:
limitedition 25
Grab some syrup & head over to his house. There are worse things then getting a little sticky.
loserman67 36
Hey, he's centering his fantasy on you, that's a good thing, be happy!!!! Now hopefully you are surrounded by fluffy pancakes and crispy bacon while swimming in the syrup, or his fantasy is just weird...
cynical4life 4
I find this pretty positive.. Atleast he is masturbating to the thought of YOU!!