Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
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Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, for Valentine's Day, my husband spent all day promising me romance and a good dicking. Instead, his boss hit him with emergency overtime, our romance was defrosted lasagna, and he fell asleep during the dicking so I had to crawl out from under him and watch TV alone. I hate his boss. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I was having sex with my fiancé when he stopped and said, "Boy, what I wouldn't give for a burger right now." FML
Today, I made a heart-shaped pancake for my girlfriend as a surprise Valentine's Day breakfast. I flipped it too hard, and it landed on my cat. The cat then ran around the house with a pancake cape, and the surprise was ruined by the cat bolting into the bedroom, waking my girlfriend up, who's not a morning person at the best of times. FML
Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, he stopped, got off, walked into the kitchen grabbed a doughnut, and came back to finish while he ate it. FML
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hoolie06 0
So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?
aricTB 0
pancakes! yay
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Comments (122)
hoolie06 0
So you couldn't have sex afterwards or before?
bevobaby 0
Win.
anthraxcp 0
^this
anela_fml 0
how about before and after
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
I would be on that like white on rice. the pancakes, not my girlfriend.
BigBoii123456 0
chyeah bruh!!!
Rickityraou 0
I totaly forgot about that
DemonChicken 0
dude is it really all you can eat pancakes holy shit.We're goin to IHOP babe.
texas_justice 0
...the worst day I ever had eating pancakes was better that the best day I ever had eating...
hockeyhouse 5
Even better.
hoolie06 0
Where's my comment? I'm pretty sure I was #1.
IDOLGIRL 0
I lurve banana pancakes
SIMRRF 0
exactly. and you should suggest to him that maybe you guys should order takeout, then when you get home eat the pancakes (and whipped cream) off of each others stomachs (or whichever body part you prefer). :)
Toxxic_Blackout 0
it's a YDI because you obviously have loose bacon strips for a ****** and you are no longer more appealing than pancakes.
epiclove 0
ihop pwns all! sex can wait
Austino713 0
what an epic failure
Almostskater22 0
sex while eating pancakes
Spoozie 0
PANCAKES from ihop! shizz; those are da shitttt!:D
aricTB 0
pancakes! yay
eeeeeeee 5
Sex can wait.
TuM_TuM 0
both=win
sourgirl101 29
Don't worry you'll still be "the dessert". He just needed to eat carbs to build up his strength! Happy VD!
daniel1_1 13
I ******* hate ihop
callicoat 0
I love pancakes and quizbowl.
ImRawrtastic 0
lmao "wow babe these pankcakes taste Bettr than u"..
highsheep 0
YDI, ihop is much better then sex and u.
Icarus_II 0
Ahhh...who could want sex when there's unlimited pancakes at IHOP? Taking a shit in the dark, I'm guessing the OP is a complete fatass?
doink 0
"Taking a shit in the dark" is genius. *steals line from you*
Icarus_II 0
shit/*shot same difference Might I blame DOOM?
Jrook 0
taking a shit in the dark LMAO made my day
undrtheblnkt 0
maybe he remembered what u looked like naked.
flyingkoalas 0
burrnn
Gordonhollis 0
haha nice one
wallythedolly 0
well, you can have sex anytime! free pancakes, on the other hand....
MadaZer0 8
Exactly, he ain't a man!
GameDub 0
don't you mean "Ain't he a man!" lol
lickmyjock 0
I don't even see how anyone could eat more than three of those pancakes. good lord...
Jen_J_the_J 0
too true #5 whats wrong with u OP, pancakes r way better than sex. **** i want pancakes now :/
CallMeHush 1
Pancakes rule! If you could have had pancakes, then had sex out in back so you could still smell them... mmmmm, perfect!
dodgewama 0
win ^^^