Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Sweet.
toelie 26
There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.
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Comments (199)
DinoChicken 3
Well that's certainly... Interesting?
zahirkh385 1
The viscosity is strong in this one.
goodgood_fml 5
Give him my number!! Ill dip my **** in some syrup to make him happy!!
ElishaisSexy2016 9
That's her boyfriend. Obviously she makes him happy. He don't need you.
RedPillSucks 33
Meh. I'd rather ********** to the image of you wrapped in bacon.
sayhey22 19
Well, at least it's you!
expertsmilee 26
This is perhaps the greatest thing I have ever pictured.
Enslaved 38
Replace your lube with pancake syrup! (: Then you can get Hot sticky sweet From your head to your feet YEAH!
perdix 31
Sweet potato, saccharine! Deaf Leopard rocks!
Obvious8 3
Def Leppard. If you're going to say a band rocks, at least learn the name of the band.
SystemofaBlink41 27
95- i dunno... Knowing perdix he could've done it on purpose...
laden_swallow09 35
If it bothers you THAT much, you could ruin the fantasy for him. Syrup crystallizes if left out in the open for too long and is painful to remove from the skin, as if the mess isn't enough of a deterrent. Also, licking off all that sugar from anyone's body is murder to your digestive system. Diarrhea for days! But you wouldn't be so cruel and heartless as to destroy your sweetie's innocent little fantasy, right? …Right?
thew_fml 14
he's trying to tell you that he wants to try putting maple syrup on you is a subtle way. let him
supportcommand 17
That's not weird at all. I think about you swimming in maple syrup too.