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🌶️ Spicy
Tasty!
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Northridge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
lunarstrain
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
WTF dude?
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML
fmysexlife
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Snufflopagus
Lynnwood, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
Anonymous
Berkeley, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my husband decided to put different condiments on my body to make our sex better. I was thinking whipped cream; he was feeling ketchup. FML
Pissedoff777
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Taste test
Today, my boyfriend found out that if guys eat fruit often, their sperm will taste better. He bought a can of fruit for himself to eat, and said that he bought it just for me. This is the most romantic thing he's ever done. FML
cortanaisahobot
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Hot and… greasy
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Sexy talk
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on in his room. In a sexy voice, I asked him, "What are you thinking right now?" He replied, "I'm thinkin' Arby's." FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Top comments
Lillinette 2
well, apple sauce IS pretty good.
JERZBornNRaised 7
here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood
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Comments (195)
lazypopo 0
lmao. wow. that's pretty strange.
Bobissmall 13
Strange yes, but it could be worse so who gives a damn? It's just the same as chocolate or something i suppose YDI for having a problem with something someone cannot control.
Meme_N00b 0
Applesauce!!! Y u no make lazypopo horny?!?
COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2
healthy+ strange= kinky
superguavafruit 0
ftw
gamerhead 3
Apply directly to the pussy!
firecopy 6
are you sure he didn't say hungry :/
kofinater 3
I was just reading about this in psych. He probably kissed you or something just after eating apple sauce. so now his body associates apple sauce with intimacy.
FailBear920 19
Pudding gets me horny!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
all food turns me on.
Nadinek98 0
that's hot Lmfao jk
elainelovesyou 7
Well, at least she can spread it over herself.
thethingthatshou 4
he could be turned on by dead people
PinkieKeen 20
OP should drizzle applesauce all over her body and stand in front of her boyfriend.
1two3four5six 23
maybe he's actually into infantilism
Lillinette 2
well, apple sauce IS pretty good.
MaskedAspen 6
that's just logic
theblackhannah 0
yea..I have to agree..applesauce is thebomb.com
ChronicSnowflake 0
yeah it rocks!
cfalen 0
she could make fresh applesauce by sqeezing apples between her legs :p
funktown 2
61, no.
avirus 0
yes
EatnBeef 7
no
CommonSenseKarma 17
more like apple juice.
silver86_fml 2
I vote apple crisp, that's my favorite
JoeandJoe 1
Cinnamon Apple sauce anyone?
ChronicSnowflake 0
WOW, haha that's hot... lol you should make his day and lay naked in his bed with a spoon in one hand and a jar of applesauce in the other. Hahaha... funny sh*t
Moniii723 0
kinky shit lmaooo
No_LoveMM 3
You know what's weird? 32 Talking to herself with 4 comments.
Meme_N00b 0
another good plan 1. stalk op, discover their favorite apple sauce brand and obtain his/her dna 2. sabotage aforementioned favorite apple sauce factory and implant a computer ship in every container 3. program all new apple sauce cups to activate when they come into contact with op's dna, the seemingly innocent cup will than attempt its best austin powers voice and say "do I make you randy baby?" 4. random 60's dancing 5.????????????? 6. Profit!
ChronicSnowflake 0
it was an accident dillhole... my posts weren't showing on my screen...
IHeartJimi02 0
He was talking about 32 not you.
ChronicSnowflake 0
oh... lol didn't see the numbers yo... my bad
Emerant 0
At least it's not cactuses? THAT would be awkward.
tencentsakiss 19
When I first read this, I thought it said carcasses instead of cactuses...
FYLDeep 26
Probably because "cactuses" isn't a word.
tencentsakiss 19
You know I actually was thinking that it was cacti.
tencentsakiss 19
No nevermind. I'm not sure that that's right either...
tencentsakiss 19
According to wikipedia, it can be either one. For all you know I could have just changed it to say that, though haha.
tencentsakiss 19
I'm not sure why I stuck a comma where I did.
lizzlegirl 9
awkward indeed oh god
ILoveEggnog 7
Kinky.
lolwutdino 9
It's cacti.
docscientist 10
According to wikipedia, lol.
sweet_candy_ 17
Take advantage of it lol
TrollsFTW 0
I thought apple sauce made all people horny......
mea_iloveskiing 26
Hey apple! Hey apple! :D
manzanita2121 6
my name is apple! lol
bbgirlXD 6
annoying Orange :D
JERZBornNRaised 7
here's an idea go into the bedroom put on the sexiest lingerie you have and have apple sauce all over your body... itd be the best surprise of his life.. thatll get him in the mood
ChronicSnowflake 0
there you go... now that's being open minded!!! lol how kinky... haha
JERZBornNRaised 7
haha i mean its good for her too, since she can make a trail of applesauce on her body leadin to more of her goods, and he can start lickin it off her, then the fun begins.. so OP make it work i guess
ChronicSnowflake 0
sounds kinda hot... lol if that's his thing why not go for the gold right?! lol
cessily 8
I think apple sauce is starting to turn me on :o !
Aerious 0
WTF this is kinky.
JERZBornNRaised 7
hahahaha cess i know i make it sound good lmao
MrBond007_fml 6
wow this all sound really good ( apple sauce break) its turning me on too (apple sauce break) but wouldn't it be funnier and more of an fml ( apple sauce break) if op was allergic to apple sauce, I mean like the whole nine yards with hives and all. I'm going to buy more apple sauce now, anybody else want some?
Bellymuffins 5
I could use some apple sauce!! Since I have read this FML I have been craving apple sauce !
CommonSenseKarma 17
All this pre-meditation is scar[r]ing me.
yesiyes 0
yoouu do,lol!:)
MrBond007_fml 6
gotcha bellymuffins, anyone else? damn it now I want muffins to!
enoughgrace 4
It would be in your best interest to sit criss cross applesauce from now on.
CynthiaAnn 0
HAHA!
forgetspaces 0
Lmao! Genius!
austinninja1700 0
somebody needs to give this guy a prize . . . how boat a jar of applesauce?!?!?!?
Meme_N00b 0
(insert cereal guy pic) i see what you did there
EatnBeef 7
you have successfully made me lol
Mhimebauch 0
LOL...now that is funny!
CallMeHush 1
Me? Cinnamon Apple Sauce, I like it spicy!
tencentsakiss 19
I have a solution: Tell him to mash you like an apple.