Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Hmmm, twins
Today, I found out my boyfriend only dates me because I look a bit like his favourite porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that the only reason he likes me is because I let him watch porn without throwing a fuss. FML
Classy
Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear, "It's not gonna suck itself." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Anticlimactic
Today, my boyfriend told me I'm the best lay of his life. I really wish I could say the same about him. FML
Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML
Smooth talkin' dude
Today, I realized the nicest thing my fiancé has said to me all month was that I have "very suckable titties." FML
No kinkshaming here
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML
Today, I realized I have the most amazing boyfriend in the world. Too bad he has never once made me orgasm in the two and a half years we've been together. FML
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Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
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dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
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Sorrows 5
Ouch.
SeaChicken 0
Why ouch? I think thats a nice compliment.
sixtimessix 0
ouch because she wanted first post so she typed in something quickly.
Zebidee 9
Wow - you've clearly never met one in real life. I know a few, and they're generally quite nice people. You have to remember they're acting in those films.
CaptainPanda 0
Yeah they are nice when you "get to know them"
clarkey 0
Pics or GTFO! haha joking
Lennsik 4
Actually, Boners there has a decent point. (I know, I'm shocked, too) The fact is, the **** industry is just another place to make money, one way or another. You say it's "disgusting, disrespectful, a disgrace." Sanitary workers, bed pan cleaners, and garbage men do pretty much the same kind of thing you describe. Yet, they're paid. Some, actually, in great amounts. So what's to say someone can't sell their bodies for a pay check? They have no quarrels with it apparently, it's perfectly legal, and they're required by their employers to be healthy and well groomed. A thought, from something I read once. Sex is accepted a human norm between two beings. Murder, is a horrendous act between two beings. Yet the slightest showing of sex in public eye (Games, movies, TV) is banned and/or ridiculed. Murder, on the other hand, is entirely perfect to watch. "...What?" P.S: I gave a +1 to everyone but you, Mimi. Why? Because most likely those -1 that I saw were from you. Jack ass.
DocBastard 40
Mimi, last time I checked there are men in the industry too. Are they degrading themselves? Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion, but don't shove it in my face. I get that enough from KaySL.
Lennsik 4
You mad?
Troll1 0
she is furious :D!
redbluegreen 41
This argument is getting completely ridiculous.
Sirin_fml 47
Can I just ask how this all relates to #1's comment? Funnily enough, just because a reply button exists, doesn't mean you have to use it, ladies and gentlemen.
betty66 3
#77, you really believe that none of them have STDs? Even w/ the screenings, there's room for error.. nothing's fool-proof. I'd bet that a large handful of them have STDs
Alpha35 4
so that means your hot then ...... Nice
MackenzieBug 0
wow.. I'm kind in love with you
JoyFoster 0
You are severely biased and opinionated. Aside from that you are attempting to force opinion as fact. Structuring your sentences would be a good step towards people actually giving a shit.
sindymindy552 0
heh. sucks for you
I_R_Genius 3
So are you a Jenna Jamenson or a Nicole Richie?
robotnhi 0
why suck?! It's a freaking compliment, that OP is awesome in bed. i'll never complain to that.
Doortje 30
So he's saying you're really hot and sexy, and that you're great at stuffing $20 bills in all sorts of places? Seems like a pretty big compliment if you ask me.
Doortje 30
Erm, yeah, I didn't read that quite right. Forget about the $ bills. Unless there's **** that includes that too. I wouldn't know, I'm an innocent girl that's never watched ****.
DocBastard 40
So you never watch your own work? Probably smart.
Doortje 30
Yeah, I'm a little less of a workaholic than you are Doc. I would never put a picture of my work as a profile pic.
rends 0
dump his ass and go fulfil your destiny
palltaru 0
as a **** star.
DearlyBeloved20 3
Agreed, he just gave you a great idea. Follow your destiny, you'd be good at it
__Poca18 0
That's good. He's telling you your great at sex. Major compliment!
babygurl329 0
how would he know she is great at sex? O_o
cavalos94 0
by having sex duh?
thesunsetglow_fml 8
um maybe because he is her BOYFRIEND and actually HAD sex with her??? Oh my god.
Nico1929 5
babygurl, do your parents know you're an idiot?
ohSNAPyall 27
How long has he been your boyfriend? If it's been a while, maybe you shouldn't date someone who seems too self-absorbed to ever compliment his girlfriend.
atomheartm_fml 0
... Maybe she doesn't want to hear his compliments. I wouldn't judge the boyfriend too quickly, OP seems a bit winy.
kaylanmca 4
Well atleast you know your good in that department!
IrishWildMan 3
Well with the economy the way it is, it never hurts to have a plan B.
perdix 31
That's not so bad . . . unless he's into snuff films.
flamegrilled123 3
isn't that a good thing