Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, my wife slapped me for touching her boobs during sex. FML
Today, I had pancakes for breakfast, and without realizing it, I got syrup in my hair. After breakfast, I went to straighten my hair, only to burn the syrup and have it get stuck in my hair. There was no time to shower and it smelled. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, I made several beautiful steaks on the grill, then set them to rest. While I left to use the bathroom, my four year-old decided they looked yucky and poured syrup on them. My wife was too busy giggling and recording it to stop her. FML
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML
Today, my husband and I were having sex for the first time since I had our son. As I was riding him in a heated passion, he grabbed my breasts. Milk literally shot out onto his face. Mood totally ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend wouldn't lick the whipped cream I had on my nipples because "That stuff is full of calories." FML
Today, while having sex, my fiancé started talking dirty. I enjoyed it, until he had a brain fart and said, "God, you love fucking my pussy." FML
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RichardPencil 32
When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!
Weibu11 5
Now that's what I call a sticky situation....
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Comments (24)
Weibu11 5
Now that's what I call a sticky situation....
PenguinPal3017 19
Is that how it happened?
RichardPencil 32
When you go "down there," please, please, please don't mention waffles!
arioch_fml 20
Seems you've fallen flat on your foreplay Op, I assume your wife isn't stacked then since this was submitted?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Yeah should have gone with French Toast, much better than pancakes. You could really butter her up with that.
Fritterzz 13
I don't see the problem. Pancakes are delicious!
What do I do? 9
Maybe if they were chocolate chip pancakes it would have gone over better...
wickedgetz 30
and what's wrong with pancakes?
RichardPencil 32
Not a flat-tering simile to use with breasts. What if she referred to his dick as a Gummi Worm? People like Gummi Worms, but it's not an erotic compliment.
donuuuuuut 10
that's means he thinks her boobs are as flat as a pancake
WeirdUS 30
So you compared her **** to something flat ? Nope not good
ProperPengTing 15
Looks like you and your buddy D will be freezing for some days, if not weeks. LMAO #saf
Swedish_Eagle 21
"What do you think of my pancakes?" said no girl ever.