Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend and one of his friends have been having sex with each other. His excuse? "She's my best friend, we do this all the time." I have been dating him for over a year. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, my best friend told me he masturbates to my Instagram page. Thanks, I guess. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
Today, I found a link to a porn website on my boyfriend's computer. A bit jealous, I asked why it was there. He told me that he thought thinking of me might get boring. FML
Today, my best friend asked if I'd join him and his girlfriend for a 3-way. Since I've always had a crush on his girlfriend, I eagerly agreed. When I got there, I learned that their idea of a 3-way was them watching me jerk off while I watched them have sex. FML
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Sinshine 28
Fantasies are fantasies. You can't get mad for him fantasizing as long as he doesn't act it out. Everyone fantasizes about things.
RichardPencil 32
Yet most people have the good sense to keep them to themselves, especially when the reveal could be so hurtful.
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Comments (17)
Darebearius 7
Today my *ex-boyfriend...
RichardPencil 32
You need to dump him. Not because of the imagined or potential future cheating, but because he’s so ******* stupid to let that out. You keep that shit inside forever!
Sinshine 28
Fantasies are fantasies. You can't get mad for him fantasizing as long as he doesn't act it out. Everyone fantasizes about things.
RichardPencil 32
Yet most people have the good sense to keep them to themselves, especially when the reveal could be so hurtful.
AmbrosiaFan 19
People fantasize about a lot of things. I'd only worry if he started acting on them.
Wadlaen 24
Your next step: propose a threesome, then all three of you can get a good time out of it!👍
Nix188 13
now that's some good advice.
Kala Vining 2
he would be my ex 🤷🏼♀️
mr_dinzaster 16
Depends
WeirdUS 30
If it was a pornstar no problem but he is talking about your best friend/ one of your other friends that is never ok. Dump him.
Sonotsuave 37
Y’all are dumb. That requires dumping because of the shameless admittance and the disrespect. Sure you’re allowed to fantasize obviously but thinking about someone else’s friend and then letting that be known, and then known without shame is pretty disrespectful. Bye
Joshawott 21
Just say something like "Wow, that's so funny - because I think about YOUR friend too!", then watch the look on his face ;)
Hempseed 27
That could easily backfire.
mssileas 25
How? If he's allowed to fantasize, she should be as well. Otherwise you know you're dating a hypocrite and can move on. Sounds like a win.
WeirdUS 30
So many hurt kids on here. Tell anywoman you are dating you jerk off to her best friend most woman will break up with you right away. If you don't get why it's ****** up it's probably why you are still single.