Today, my boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I passed my fiancé the pancakes I had just made, he vocalised his happiness with a groan that was EXACTLY like the one he makes when we have sex. So on a sexiness rating, I'm a pancake. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to have Valentine's Day sex. He then remembered it was unlimited pancakes at IHOP. FML
Today, while licking maple syrup off my wife during foreplay, I probably shouldn't have referred to her breasts as pancakes. FML
Today, my boyfriend let it slip that he thinks of my best friend when he masturbates because he like to have the "freedom and variety." FML
Today, after telling my boyfriend I was willing to try just about anything to revive our sex life, he confessed to having a swirly fetish. FML
Today, the sweetest thing my boyfriend ever told me was that I'd make a good porn star. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to ask if I wanted to get donuts. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be cute to put his penis through a doughnut and try to make me eat it off. FML
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Thizzkidsgotgame 7
Sweet.
toelie 26
There's just no pleasing some women. Be happy his fantasy features you at all.
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Comments (199)
angeluscado 15
Some fantasies are sometimes best left private...
gottalovecondoms 0
I'm glad he shared this one actually.
truckdriver321 3
Why does he have to play with himself instead of doing you? Give him more sex!
Ilikeike 4
Awww :3 How sweet.
HeyArnold91 8
Some where in the world Mrs. Butterworth is blushing.
gottalovecondoms 0
Atleast he's not masturbating to just syrup and your in the picture op.
holyshitbatman 20
must be Canadian
Steve95401 49
Getting a boner about Mrs. Butterworth is really twisted.
fljp 18
Well, at least his fantasy is about you. I can't say that sadly.
cloak057_fml 8
Never heard that one before.. Really unique.. And i might try it lol
PhishloverA 14
Nothing wrong with that. He's just imagining licking it off of your naked body