Today, at college, I walked in on some kid jerking off in front of the bathroom sink. This place never ceases to amaze and disgust me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I walked in on one of my housemates pissing in the kitchen sink full of dirty dishes. FML
Today, my friend whacked me in the family jewels while I was washing my hands in our college bathroom. While I lay writhing in pain on the floor, a guy at the urinal turned around towards me to see what was wrong. He was still peeing. FML
Today, I found out my roommate thinks the sink is an appropriate place to wash his junk. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend jacking it. He wouldn't continue and let me watch. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies restroom and was shocked to see the guy I've had a huge crush on for two years. Peeing. In the sink. FML
Today, I'm a janitor at a middle school. Someone took a poo and placed it on the sink. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML
Today, I was in an unfamiliar building on campus and I needed to use the bathroom before class started. I walked in and saw a man at the sink. I said "Oh my god I'm sorry! I thought this was the women's washroom." It was. The very butch looking woman gave me a look of death. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate with his pants down at his ankles, taking a picture of his poop. This would've been less disgusting if we'd been in the bathroom, not the kitchen. FML
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swampbaby985 30
He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.
Cadeth 13
You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?
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Comments (66)
thaqueen_fml 15
Well that's just unsanitary.
I_Like_Dogs 28
I think it's a *bit* more than just unsanitary
cole_tyler42 21
It's much more than unsanitary, it's extremely fun.
SoulEaterSE 23
He should at least have the class to do it in his dorm room
C00kiesNcream 24
I honestly wish people would respect others and morales by taking their personal business somewhere private.
DMDiaz 15
Did you join him?
XxDanno316xX 27
What's the matter with you, exactly?
syki 22
I love how your respective facial expressions match your comments.
dutchy86 20
joining doubles the fun...
swampbaby985 30
He must be the brother of the guy who thought his brothers semen in the sink was toothpaste.
BoxFullOfLazy 25
Lol I thought the same thing
pjsr 33
Yeah, if he told little bro, 'Don't do it in our sink anymore', he must have had to find a different sink'
Cadeth 13
You say FML, but can you imagine how much it must have sucked for him, having you walk in on him while he's peacefully trying to **********?
townailz 16
He was masturbating in a public bathroom. I really don't think he cares what other people think lol
dabaerju 23
"Today, I went to ********** on the public toilet sink in my college. Someone came. FML"
NostalgiaFreak9 43
If that were made instead of this FML, I would hit You Deserved It faster than a speeding bullet.
mds9986 24
Wel-cum to college.
beeferjay 34
fapmaster 5000, New nick name for that guy
fatal4life 10
College makes people do some crazy shit
8Dirty1 24
if you can't beat them, join them ;) haha
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
Uhh... He's already beating it...
8Dirty1 24
duhh reread it with that in mind my comment will sound dirty haha