Today, I was accused of shop-lifting by an old lady in a supermarket. Having proven myself innocent, I tried to storm off to show my displeasure at the situation. In my haste to make a dramatic exit, I tried to go out of the entrance and walked straight into the automatic door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was accused of shoplifting, after the alarm started beeping as I walked into the store. FML
Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML
Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, I walked into a store, grabbed a shopping cart, and started browsing. After 15 seconds, I realized I was in the wrong store. The cashier watched as I awkwardly returned my cart and walked out like I totally meant to do that. FML
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full shopping cart, she made off with it. I ended up getting thrown out by security after she claimed I was trying to steal it from her. FML
Today, I was leaving the grocery store when an old woman started yelling at me for not holding the door open for her. She accused me of being "everything wrong with the younger generation". It was an automatic door. FML
Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML
Today, I accidentally left the store with a bag full of groceries without paying. I realized this halfway to my car when an employee chased me down, thinking I was a thief. Turns out, I had spaced out and walked out during a fire alarm drill. FML
Today, I was shopping with my husband. At the self-checkout, one of the items I was buying for him as a gift didn’t register. As we were walking out, I get stopped and escorted to the loss prevention office, where I was accused of stealing. FML
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Top comments
Good_old_Grim 8
Way to go Mr. Drama Queen...
RebelHeart7 0
for having an automatic door at their store?
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Comments (102)
GaryBusey1121 0
were u trying to steal her rascal?
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
the automatic door have judged you as guilty and will not let you leave, my suggestion is hunker down and sneak out with the trash.
rebeccaEatsYourS 0
looool
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
*favorites*
redoxy_fml 0
maybe you shouldn't be a drama queen Nancy
evan40111 0
1st lol
kenjiisown 1
Phail!
smacky101 0
epic amounts of fail.
TitDirt 0
You see, it's people like you who are ruining the word "epic" for the rest of us. This post has indeed failed but has no way committed an "epic" fail. We have to make sure that our generation doesn't water down epic and ruin it for the future. How do you know if a fail is "EPIC" worthy or not? When you see it, you'll know.
Asstastic4 0
dat waz epic lulz
TroII 0
Where you running at the door? Normally they open pretty quickly.....
sourgirl101 29
No, some open rather slowly. I've had to pause to have a few open before.
GaryBusey1121 0
that's because you're incognito
TheDrifter 24
Enterance door ... no sensor on his side
biass 0
"... and god said unto his people, lol. And it was good."
bearslion21 0
actualy everywhere I've been there were sensors on both sides...
boatkicker 5
I've only seen a few that have sensors on both sides. It probably just depends on who owns the business and where you live.
rockstarajl 0
sue them!!
MissErikaHart 0
I laughed at this cuz I thought u were being funny. but now I'm wondering if ur serious.
RebelHeart7 0
for having an automatic door at their store?
MissErikaHart 0
no #5 for saying "sue them"
YacL 15
I see someone's more than a bit lawsuit happy.
frokeyman92 9
For having an automatic door that didn't work correctly.
natas_fml 13
great job
fistnazal 10
guh reat default pic there sir
Good_old_Grim 8
Way to go Mr. Drama Queen...
hayoudumbass 0
YDI for thinking your funny
spatz447 3
Fail?
Jimboom 12
Today someone mildly inconvenienced me by accusing me of something I didn't do. I then threw a hissyfit and stormed off only to have the universe bitchslap me for being such a whiny little bugger.