Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML
Today, I was started my week of camping alone in the woods. I took my shoes off to go to sleep, but I had to come out to get water. I stepped on a wasp, and while I was standing on one foot looking at the sting, I realized I was in an ant pile. I'm allergic to both. FML
Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML
Today, I went on a hike with friends, but as I'm the worst outdoorsperson because I rarely venture outside of the city, I ended up getting lost in some woods after straying from our group. I ended up having to call 911 to be rescued. My friends will absolutely not let me live this ordeal down. FML
Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML
Today, I visited my grandparents at their farm. When I went to pee in the outhouse, I noticed a round thing in the middle of the hole, so I peed on it. It was a beehive. FML
Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
Today, my friends and I spent a little too long enjoying a beautiful cliff overlooking the ocean. We spent the next 3 hours lost in a pitch black jungle with only one pocket-sized flashlight. FML
Today, I was on a camping trip, just about to pitch my tent, when the fire brigade showed up. No, I did not set anything ablaze. This nice, quiet little meadow I picked to spend the night? It’s their habitual training ground. FML
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Top comments
RosaOnThis 0
Get better friends.
perdix 31
Aw, honey, that stings! At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.
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Comments (66)
xbabby95g 3
ouch hope you arn't alerigc (sp) to bees >.<
xbabby95g 3
! first :)
beatlesfan129 0
fail
v1kt4r 13
i call fake maybe my knowledge on bees is lacking but beehives aren't exactly things u just step on, for one, in a forest situation 99.9% of the the time bee hives are up in trees and on the off 0.1 chance that it fell down u can hear the bees buzzing arwd plus a bee hive is kinda hard to miss so if u did actually step on a bee hive YDI!!!!
faeryrose 0
It was probably yellowjackets or other hornets, as they nest on the ground. They're hard to see even in the daytime.
CYNNER 0
#35 it might not have been a bee hive but some kind of hornet or wasp. some wasps only build their nests underground. you'd know before you stepped cuz they make a clicking sound when you get too close
sam06s2b 0
My knowledge of bees stretches to thinking that most bees live underground in holes left behind by moles and the like.
pennylane1023 0
Yellow jackets make holes in the ground too. I've stepped on one on the ground too.. If you're going to be a smartass, at least be smart.
RosaOnThis 0
Get better friends.
beritis 0
you have very intelligent friends, i hope you're not allergic to bee stings...
vde_fml 15
Camping pranks what can you do. Shit happens ;)
Ajjas013 6
Cut their dicks off while they're sleeping... MWAHAHAHAHA
020266t 5
WHAT THE F***!
jazzyjada10 6
where's the fries?
GameDub 0
lol ahh, the story of young campers...
blazingman311 1
Bees are yellow and black.
Tkim32 0
This guy what you gonna do?
blazingman311 1
You can't get rainbow bees! I don't know about blue or orange though.
Ajjas013 6
I'm being sarcastic silly =P
shaneac 0
I thought bees were purple and orange O.O Thanks for clarifying that, though
Ajjas013 6
Maybe if you cross breed them with butterflies then you'll get the purple and orange.
hasty_D 0
yeah but it was a beehive, in the dark, you can't really notice it... =S
VanessaVander 2
omg!!! that musta hurt!! stupid frends
lilanglang 0
Your bad luck.
perdix 31
Aw, honey, that stings! At least you ended up with a sweet-tasting foot, which you could lick after they amputated it.
Ajjas013 6
That's very bittersweet perdix. Lol, I can't stop laughing.