Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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DReamBig24 0
maybe you need to work on your technique
akflyer 0
get the masg guy. she is a dead lay.
nicopico_fml 2
she's a starfish, get out while you can, it's not gonna get any better.
vtecsauce93 0
whoever you are. I LOVE you for this comment.
nicopico_fml 2
we've all been there, it sucks... and then we move on! simple! some people just don't get it.
jetsy1234 0
ydi for having a small one
websmith 0
You're doing it wrong.
vtecsauce93 0
hahaha she just lays there like a starfish?! cause if she does I know a few girls like that. dude get out of the relationship before she does! find yourself a girl who's freaky.
rhpsfan9 10
try a new position and talk to her.
abasio 1
I briefly dated someone like that. Barely moved or made a sound the whole way through so obviously I assumed it didn't feel good but when I withdrew she was dripping lady cone like no tomorrow. She was just a dead fish.
mzfoxy31 0
Sounds like she has issues!
Pigpen181 3
You need to stop blowing up the "Doll" so hard. You'll get a more realistic movement if there is some softness. Let me know how it works out for you. Enjoy ; )