Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML
Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML
Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML
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Top comments
Sudevi 0
Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(
meganl_fml 0
i feel more bad for your hamster
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Comments (111)
Sudevi 0
Awwh, I'm sorry for your loss. :(
mrguy266 0
If there was something crawling on your face that is the size if a hamster..you wouldn't "just" swat it away..you would be freaking out if a rat was crawling on you.
sapiano 0
is it bad I laughed when I read this?
rebekahah 7
yes, yes it is.
Wow_FYL_BIZNITCH 7
102- ... Bitch.
Rich531 21
It's probably a cerebral contusion verses a concussion, since the hamster died.
greenman_fml 0
be proud of your man strength
Meggion 0
That really sucks. Sorry for your loss. :o(
wwrigley 0
Fail man, all there is to say, fail!
meganl_fml 0
i feel more bad for your hamster
Haelous 0
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I'm sorry about your hamster, but this is one of the funniest FMLs I have ever read.
IhateNY 0
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how do you know it was a concussion? It very well could have been internal bleeding. Did you take your dead hamster to the vet for a full diagnostic workup, or to the medical examiner for an autopsy??? I'll give you $2 for a new hamster. Don't squash this one.
iCake 13
I cant even get milk for 2$
bianca1031 2
First of all you wouldn't take an already dead hamster to the vet, it would cost more money than the hamster is worth And second of all hamster cost a lot more than 2$
holycrapsticks69 0
that's not even a little bit funny, i am so sorry. =(
brittneylenx3 0
im so sorry, but i laughed so hard at this. only because i did this to my hamster one day when he bit my nose. i flung him across the room. he was still alive but yeah..
cdatribe23 0
this made me laugh lol
VivaLaJewFace 0
I harred for like 2 minutes then silently chuckled as I thought of how bad this is x;