Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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itsrainingmen_fml 0
obviously she's not interested or doesn't care because even if she wasn't enjoying it she could at least kiss you or touch you. time to discuss this problem soon or end the relationship before you both are emotionally messed up from it all.
Snafuusmc 12
have her try anal
52564 8
Ain't his fault! Been stuck in same situation for 24 years and it does not get any better. run while you can. other girls will move and make sounds
hockeyrocks39 0
Maybe your wife knows you make other girls squirm and move and it makes her feel disgusting when you touch her so she wishes she was dead. Communication is the key to wonderful wet slippery orgasmic sex! Hooah!
istoppucks 2
I think that is her way of telling you she is cheating on you. she could care less what is going on and just lays there. saves the good stuff for the other guy
LPEasierToRn 3
ask what's wrong cuz apparently your sucking. ask her what she wants
bori7 0
Little ass **** LOL
HatefulPilot 0
kill her.
TalkinSmack 6
that's a great idea, ya ****** moron
annihil8or 15
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Just keep going and enjoy; screw her too then, literally
Genesis215 1
In all honesty, I think silence is much better than hearing "Is it in yet?"
Shadow4i5 3
get a bigger dick?