Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
Today, my girlfriend fell asleep during sex. This isn't the first time. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out, and about to have sex, when she asked me to "do that thing we did yesterday". We haven't had sex in 6 days. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
Today, my girlfriend of a year and I had sex for the first time in several weeks due to relationship problems; I came in less than 10 seconds. We're still having problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML
Today my girlfriend actually moved during sex. I love her, but she's so awful in bed. FML
Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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kg163401 0
I dub thee corpse ******
yazah 0
Try deflating her and then blowing her back up. :)
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tada1234 0
maybe it bores her so she falls a sleep
darkkai 0
call her someone else's name while having sex. see if she makes a noise then.
irritatedone 5
Try sticking it her ass. Surely she'll make some noise then. Unless of course you're just that small.
Ugi 27
Try this: Suggest "doggy style" for a change. Then when you are well into the swing of things, take a firm hold and whisper to her "you're not as good as your sister!" The trick then will not be to get her to move, but to see how long you can hold on!
luna4545 4
try rubbing her clit while you thrust
rtyme11_fml 0
I'm going to have to agree with 7 lol if that doesn't get her to react nothing will
saturnsonic 3
is this "girl" alive or is she plastic?
blester259 1
she is cheating and the other guy is bigger lol
mbrooks5110 0
why would you keep going....
MrsCantrell 0
you must not be doing something right!! change it up.