Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and poured myself a large glass of orange juice from a carton and took a big gulp only to realize it was liquid eggs. FML
Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
Today, I was teaching my microbiology lab class as a graduate TA. Some dumbass frat boy dared his friend to drink a tube of E. coli and the idiot did it. Now everything in the lab is contaminated with vomit. FML
Today, I made a smoothie with all the healthy ingredients I could find. As I took my first sip, I realized too late that I had accidentally blended in a dead fly that had fallen into the blender. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I went to make my morning coffee as usual. When I opened the container for the coffee grounds, I saw it bubbling. Perplexed, I looked closer. This is how I discovered that maggots can actually bubble what they ingest. FML
Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML
Today, I was feeling down and decided to eat one of my roommate's chocolate Pop-Tarts to cheer myself up. I took a big bite and thought it tasted "off". It was full of live maggots. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
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Top comments
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
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Comments (214)
CakeBaker11 0
I would murder her.
sourgirl101 29
It's funny you're saying that with a picture of a girl with bugs coming out of her mouth. But yea, I'd murder her too.(:
stephyhull 4
eeeewwwwww excuse me whilst I vomit :(
Kelita 0
hahaha I agree
Perksofbeingawal 0
That is freaking disGUSTing. I hate maggots those effing nasty creatures. Gaaahhh >:(
sourgirl101 29
34 you're right! The OP wasn't tricked but a note or heads up would have been nice. Especially, when it's maggots brought into your home. I have an 55gal fish tank with puffer fish. I was not happy when my husband put bloodworms in our freezer without giving me a warning. If I would have known, it would not have been an issue.(:
jewban 3
hey it's good protein lul
Edokun 0
it's the OP's own fault for being too lazy to get her own drink and anyways... MAGGOTS LOOK NOTHING LIKE PULP!
KayleighRenee 0
it's the idiot sisters fault for not putting a warring note on it!
Acousticpixie14 6
Who grabs an already filled glass of juice out of the fridge? I'd be a little irritated if I didn't finish a glass and put it in the fridge only to find some had drank it instead of getting their own. So really, it's not the sister's fault, it's OP's fault. I wouldn't have put a label on it either, I wouldn't think someone would just go an drink someone else's juice. He was lazy and did something rude and got a little karma for it.
duckhunter009 0
132 you need to get laid or unleash some anger cause wow your soo obnoxious
Acousticpixie14 6
Where have you been? I'm pregnant, overdue, and on bedrest. I'm in a bitchy mood pretty much 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. And even when I'm not pregnant, I'm pretty obnoxious. Now, that being said...there was nothing angry or obnoxious about my comment, so go find a dictionary next time you want to try and take a crack at me, dumbass.
CakeBaker11 0
my pic is from a cd cover called heavy
rarr 0
BURN
kayloh20 5
Terrible that this happened but also partially OP's fault. I don't recommend drinking a random glass, that is just sitting there, of anything, even if it was in the fridge (unless it was mine).
KidCracken 0
#140 i like you :P And i totally agree.. i would never just drink some random glass i dont even know what is.. it's both rude and potentially disgusting
I_R_Genius 3
Woohoo first comment!!! Come and get me boys and girls!!
mandasdrey 0
ahahahah SICK
iSitt 0
Did he then ask you to turn around so he could moonwalk ?
GawZ 0
nice bra
marinus_fml 20
Well I guess they are no longer alive, thanks to idiots like you.
bananamonkee 0
hahahahahaha
dkxw 0
Must not have been too bad if you kept drinking
sexylemon231 0
ikr?
SweetieLish 0
Why would you just drink a random glass of juice that was just sitting out for no reason?
Canuck13 12
that is a good question
Ephemere_16_fml 0
Exactly... YDI
HuttonT 3
I had a friend who did that with a glass of milk. Turned out it was paint thinner. we were younger than the OP though if I was guessing.
SeasonedLemur 5
Why wouldn't you? How paranoid are you?!
CoonAndFriends 0
an*
CoonAndFriends 0
Wrong reply :/
maloriewatson 3
His sister should have labeled the glass... as a rule in science experimentingg, u have to label the glass so u know wat it is.. :/
ImaginaryFoe 1
#25, it's not about being paranoid, it's about being polite. When I see a glass of juice, I assume someone has poured it to drink and I don't take it for myself. A little courtesy would've kept OP out of this situation.
swift07 4
alot of people do that :-/ sometimes I do that well I don't drink maggots lol but ya
LoveMySoldier82 0
I am not in the habit of going around, drinking other people's glasses of juice. 1.) they may have set it down to go do something and would be upset that I drank it. 2.) There is no telling who poured it and if they are sick or not. 3.) There is no telling how long it has been sitting. 4.) Oh yea it could be something else like a science experiment with freaking maggots in it!!!
robc32ca 4
thank you!
SeveralLake 18
Maybe she left the juice in a separate carton in the fridge?
CoonAndFriends 0
Yummy.
Bidds12 0
lol I moderated this one
DenisV95 2
Me to xD
Litschi 0
well congratulations!
FMLephant 2
So her experiment is now about how long maggots can live in your digestive tract.
barberton21 0
it is decidedly so.
SeasonedLemur 5
I just moderated this!! I'm useful!!