Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
chickenfeet223 11
Dump him. He makes guy's look bad
silverkaast 9
grammar fail.
mannatee 19
So he has a preference for boobs, that makes him an asshole?
mn204 13
No Being rude and hurtful to his girlfriend makes him an asshole
itwasthedognotme 14
Did you slap him in the face with them? No? Disappointing. Slap him with your hand instead. Dick.
ladybugz23 13
ask him to show his dick.... tell him its so small then slap his face kick his ass out
MercilessNewt 3
what if he has a dick like a fist?
lulinator 40
Wonderbra. False advertising since 1935.
unwantedforlife 14
Same thing happened to my friend. She wore a padded bra that made her look 2 cup sizes bigger
Pixiemels 19
PLEASE tell me you did the same with his dick!!!
NikosKarlou 1
He would deserve it...you don't talk to a lady like that.
MrCantgetright 4
tell him the same thing next time he's naked
gorilladuck 6
maybe he was hoping for a 3rd one?
Slavgaard 16
Well you're ... not getting any