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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
Vanubo 10
Breast assured, I'm sure he was just joking
Fryppe 20
What an asshole
MattM95 16
Sorry to hear that OP. You can show me if you want, I'm sure I wouldn't give the same reaction.
TheCrispyCat 20
I think he is just a picky douche. I'll take a look :)
sunnyray812 42
What a shallow asshole. There are other guys out there that will love your breasts. Date one of those guys.
_G0D_ 9
No there aren't.
sunnyray812 42
I take it that you are one of the assholes then.
ThatPlankton 15
Playing devil's advocate here; if you happen to have a super padded bra or stuff them, you can't really blame him for false advertisement.
CowTippingDwarfs 21
You're a ass.
acidburnz1107 10
I agree, I saw a bra that looked like it had an inch of padding. I have asked my guy friends if they would be mad or upset if a girl wore one of these and the answer I've gotten out of all of them is yes.
Enslaved 38
What about the large breasted/top heavy women that remove their bras and their breasts sag? Is that bra also false advertisement because they're not as perky as the bra makes them appear?
Voij 16
51: I don't quite think that those two are on an equal level, at least in the eyes of most men. Men tend to be more obsessed with size than other aspects. Large boobs that sag are still large boobs. Seemingly large boobs that turn out to be way smaller, are way smaller boobs. Either way, most guys will be perfectly happy with it, since no matter what version you're looking at, boobs are awesome. There are those few, however, who do blurt out stupid stuff without thinking, or who simply are too picky about boobs.
speakersboom 19
#26: *an
VonBlitzkrieg 27
Yeah. If OP stuffed her bra, or wore a push-up or a padded bra, than hey boyfriend was expecting something else. Not saying she did, but the fact that he was disappointed means to me that he was led to believe that her boobs were different than they turned out to be without the bra.
limabeans101029 21
50- do you really think it's okay for guys to get mad because a girl wears a padded bra? A girl can do whatever she wants with her appearance. Christ, boob size shouldn't matter *that* much.
SuperStormCindy 8
Well obviously you don't look at bras often because there are oush ups that only boost what you've already got.
WellThatSucked89 13
One quick thing... what if she never wore a bra in the first place? Maybe they are younger and he had never seen real ones. There are many reasons this could be his reaction. Except he should have kept his mouth shut.
nixieduck 9
Maybe if guys like OP's boyfriend weren't so concerned about how big their significant others breasts are then women wouldn't feel the need to push them up. Girls with small boobs usually feel super insecure.
qnmt 9
#152, yes they do :( And it's sad. Small breasts are exactly what I like... But girls with small breasts don't believe it, because the media has, for years, told them that they're no-good.
A7XCamaro 19
I had actually had the same thought of how do we know she doesn't wear some sort of heavily padded bra? I have to agree with 161, little is the way to go, large breasts really aren't attractive, in my opinion.
SpamPam 18
#24 playing Devil's advocate here but saying you're acting Devil's advocate doesn't make your comment okay. Also I bet you're one of those guys who thinks a woman not shaving is "unnatural" then throw hissy fits when girls "falsely advertise" by wearing a certain bra. Girls can wear whatever they want and that would not make OP's BF's comment any less douchey.
SpamPam 18
I mean your comment would be less awful if instead of calling it "false advertisement" you actually said something along the lines of "it's ok to be who you really are! Screw those who think otherwise" because the victim here is not the poor menz who are "falsely advertised to" in your words.
sammyjanette 17
I don't get girls like you, OP. He clearly doesn't respect you, or your feelings, so why are you staying (you didn't indicate otherwise)? Get some self-respect, and try to find a guy more interested in YOU than in the size of your breasts, and with at least enough tact to not comment negatively on your body.
chickenfeet223 11
There is nothing more to say. He is a dick :/
blancoing 14
lucky me... the exact opposite happened when I saw my gf's for the first time
Attacksloth 33
Did he expect them to grow 5x when you took your shirt off?
buhsephina 1
...and the OP's small boobs grew three sizes that day.
sagemarie209 12
Wow what a jerk sorry op.