Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
communisttaco 16
I wouldn't care, as long as you're a nerd like I am... I have no friends
Pilos_in_manu_fml 7
The only dissapointing breasts are man-breasts
xoemilyox22 11
sounds like something that would happen to me.
Saraishi 25
Did you use wonder/push up bras around him? If so, his disappointment is understandable. If you didn't, screw him.
orsombre_fml 11
You mean, your ex-boyfriend?
nlm92 15
Wow asshole
it_leslieee 1
Pull down his pants and look at his D. Tell him the same thing. "That's a disappointment."
Gingy723 7
Why did he not know befor seeing them? Wairing extremly padded bras and bra stuffing is a dissapointment wen it comes off, but if u werent thn ya dick move
okolichany 1
This is featured on ifunny!
bgorch01 11
**** or gtfo.