Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with a guy. After he passionately made love to me, I turned to him and said, "You smell really good." He turned to me and said, "You don't." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered, "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Two minutes in, he goes, "Wow, this is strenuous" and stopped. I waited three years for this. FML
Today, as I was getting dressed after having sex with a guy I like, he told me I looked better with my clothes on. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend's virginity. A few minutes in she remarked, "If this is what sex is normally like then I'm seriously disappointed." FML
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greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
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Comments (144)
jessssxo 0
awh, that sucks. the same thing is probably going to happen to me ><
lookslikemohamme 0
I like small boobs, therefore, sombody else must
DGross 8
Not all guys like big boobs :-)
Gravitex 0
175 my birthday is the same as u!!birth bruthass
Ugi 27
154. Me
PenguiniPalooza 6
Same here but if that happens hes not worth it- guys should like us the way we are!
Majrdestroy 20
Whatever. I like girls with small boobs. In truth I've found that girls with smaller boobs are all around more attractive.
Spinach 0
He's obviously a jerk and not worth your time. I'm sorry =(
greenfairy_fml 0
you should have let him take his pants off and then looked at his dick, cracked up, and left.
ZING_MASTER 0
That guy is the MASTER of ZINGS!!!
treasa 0
Yeah, wtf would you still have sex with him?
MozReference 0
yeah it's disappointing to lose it to an insensitive asshole.
Kain713 14
OP said first time with that guy, not first time ever.
runmymouth 0
WOW.
amandaisacult 0
i know you like him, but if he really liked you he wouldn't of said that....
AliSama 17
i hate to sound like an ass, but did you have sex before or after you took off your bra? because if after you defiantly need to get working on your self esteem. you should have told him off and left. He doesn't care about you, and just wants you for sex. from what happened. not worth even talking to.
Easy_Target 0
Whoa. So did the doctors manage to reattach his scrotum afterwards?
Kain713 14
Negative. His stomach acid destroyed it beyond repair.