Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Today, after ten minutes of squishing my boobs together for my boyfriend, trying to get him to stare, he glanced at them then blankly said "I've seen better tits on my mom, so baby just stop that" and smiled. FML
Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML
Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML
Today, I finally got a "sexy" pic from my boyfriend. It was his man boobs. They're bigger than mine. FML
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom's and I'm 27. FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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Top comments
Blackhawk706 23
How could boobies possibly be disappointing?
fishstick557 14
A real boyfriend would care for who you are and not your body ultimately it's up to you to decide whether to keep him or move on
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Comments (233)
Witchylady 18
And you should reply, "that's how I feel when I look at your face, disappointed!!! And see how he likes that. What a rude insensitive boy
Duh_0811 17
You need to kick him to the curb. cut your losses. find someone who is more caring.
itcomesinthrees 10
Maybe he watches too much **** and thinks all breasts should look like pornstar's big, fake perky boobs? In any event he's immature and dumb, boobs are awesome and I'm sure you can find a more mature boyfriend who would thoroughly enjoy them.
Simbaby 23
If he really loves you, he wouldn't be worried about how your body looks. If you was to ever see his "nether regions" say the same thing to him .
Jakob2255 12
so the guy is a jerk for saying what he was thinking. when did being honest about how you feel start making you a jerk. let's be honest if he lied about it and said they where great and lager told the truth you would say he was a jerk for being a liar
Axel5238 29
No what he said was insensitive and rude. Being truthful is one thing doesn't mean you get to be a dick and not get called out on it.
Jakob2255 12
there maybe more to this. she could have been stuffing or something we are not getting the whole story so he may not be a dick
mikbrooke 25
157 even IF she was stuffing, what the boyfriend said still makes him a dick. you dont tell a girl her boobs (or any part of her body) are disappointing unless you want to kill her self esteem, confidence and the interest she has in you.
WeskersSexslave 15
Say the same thing when you see what's under his tighty whities.
sunnysideup25 7
Well... If you decide to keep him around and let him put it in. Immediately tell him, "well... That was disappointing."
hazardmuffin 21
Disappointing...boobs? ...What?
theonecasey 27
Tell him you're jealous of his boobs and you're sorry they aren't as big as his
Jakob2255 12
you don't know if he was disappointed from being small or big.
DreadfulBelle 3
I put fyl and ydi. No one should say that to somebody but if you wear super push up bras... You will attract asshole people.