Today, I got undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time. His reaction? "You're chubbier than I expected." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML
Today, I was dressing in front of my boyfriend. He was looking at me in wonder and I assumed this was a good thing. Then he muttered, "God damn, you're awkwardly shaped." FML
Today, I showed my boyfriend a picture of me in what I thought was a sexy skintight dress. He responded by saying "it's ok, I went through a pudgy stage too". The picture was from Saturday night. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
Today, it was my first time with my new boyfriend. I told him what an awesome body he has. He seemed a little embarrassed and stuttered, "Uh, well, uh, you have nice eyes." Goodbye self esteem. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making out, I slowly took my clothes off and revealed my body to her for the first time. She looked, smiled, and said reassuringly, "Aww, don't worry. I know how it's supposed to look." FML
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Top comments
Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
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Comments (89)
Hollywoodgirl79 18
If you want to lose weight, drop 150 pounds by dropping him to the curb.
howard007 18
180 you mean?
Taylor22294 24
Not everyone lifts bro
Mauskau 36
You don't have to lift to be heavy. The only lifting they do is food to their mouth.
appletreee 30
I hope that's the last of him
im_a_black_guy 10
Why maybe he was trying to be funny. People are so quick to dump and judge
thevelociraptor 31
I don't perceive his comment as funny, but if it was an attempt at humour OP really needs to talk to her bf about the hurt feelings.
mikepzz 27
If you dump your boyfriend over that 1 comment, you deserve to be single
NomeDMF 17
Okay, you're boyfriend's clearly an asshole and you obviously don't deserve him(in a good way) if he's going to speak to you that way.
miianah1 22
Um, it's actually the other way around.
silvercamaro 22
Noo number 3's definitely got it right here, there just no situation where it would ever be a good idea for a guy to say that to a girl.
mfmylifesrsly 30
13 what ******* planet do you live on where you think that way. OP you need to dump him. I've only had one boyfriend who didn't complain or comment about my imperfections. He's not worth your time.
im_a_black_guy 10
Everyone here is stupid, it would be different if he was like, I'm out, but seriously, how many times to men try to be funny or break the tension and en up failing. This is honestly one of those time
Fiorella1 19
Your*
emissy 14
On what?
miianah1 22
Lol I meant it's the other way around in that OPs bf does not deserve her. And by that I mean, she's better than him. And by that I mean, SHE should dump HIM. Do you all get it now?
Algorithm 24
43, if telling people they're fat is how you try to "break the tension", I can see why you keep failing.
LeavenSilva 27
I don't know why voicing that comment seemed like a good idea to him... Maybe he was kidding? Stills sucks though, FYL
kindasortayeah 25
"Oh look, you're a little more single that I expected".
GOtllt 17
Maybe it was a joke?
llalala_fml 19
It's never funny to joke about your girlfriends weight..especially since she probably was more self conscious than normal since this is the first time she's undressed in front of him
patrickalamo 48
It is to compensate for his small dick.
MrConcise 35
Wouldn't it make more sense to call her abnormally thin to compensate? "Wow, your waist is so skinny, I think I might snap you in half if I put it in!"
coaches 9
Noting someone else's flaws doesn't always mean you have underlying insecurities. Facts are facts.
TCRII 30
Sorry he said somethng so stupid. Tell him that girls don't feel like being intimate when their boyfriend makes them feel unnappreciated. Then get dressed and leave.
CoolCookie210 22
I hope you mean ex-boyfriend
MegaExplosives 17
And there's the deal breaker!
arachnophile 13
I hope "And you're more single than you expected" was your response.